Man on the inside

The point at which a turd has began its journey to freedom, just before becoming the turtles head one may consider themselves to have a man on the inside

"Jerry seems to be walking funny" "that's because he has a man on the inside"

by anonymous June 23, 2023

Inside Joke

A joke that a certain group of people get until explained

(Kyle) Hah, like Ankle Phone!
(Jocelyn) Yeah!
(James) What?
(Kyle) It's an inside joke, we saw it on an ad where a guy had a phone on his ankle.
(James) Oh. Thats not funny.
(Jo&K) Fuck you

by 16bitten June 26, 2023

Inside out closet

Someone who acts very gay but I’m reality is straight

He acted like an inside out closet after making out with another man.

by Your dad loves me January 27, 2023

inside sales

Inside sales is for lackluster salesmen with no enthusiasm or potential to become better people or advance their careers. They’re basically bitches to real account executives.

Inside sales is the worst.

by syra February 14, 2023

Inside joke

And inside joke is something that Urban Dictionary doesn't allow in their definitions.

Urban dictionary: "Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."
Me: "Ok."

by Potatoes and Milk October 16, 2023

inside-hands hogging

Describes what you would be doing if you indulged in a double-handshake clasp wif a couple, in dat they themselves would not be able to hold hands wif each other during dat time.

An easy way to avoid selfishly committing inside-hands hogging is to release these two hands after a few moments of contentedly-closed-eyed clasping, softly fit their hands back together in a classic holding-hands clasp, and then take da couple's free "outside" hands to cradle instead.

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

You don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside!

What you eye-twinklingly tell one or more workmen who are hammering/prying away siding and/or timbers on a home or business in preparation to making repairs/renovations.

Anytime I come upon contractors doing outside carpentry work at a home or place of business along da main street downtown, I love jokingly saying to them, "You know, guys --- there IS da FRONT DOOR, if you wanna get in so badly! You could just open da door and walk through; you don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside!" I usually get an equally-smart-alecky reply from them, as well, such as, "Oh, we know that, but we wanna be more subtle about our entry!", or "Yeah, we could, but this way is more fun!"

by QuacksO October 31, 2023