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I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.
Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."
by Ghost_ink October 4, 2023
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I don't feel so good

A expression of not feeling well. Specifically used when you are turning into ash and there's a mid-age billionare uncle dad nearby.
"Mr.Stark... I don't feel so good"
by CalculusOP May 15, 2018
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I don't cotton

Don't like it
by Scarred & Tatted October 2, 2022
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I๐Ÿ‘ˆ don't want to hear it

And I don't want to hear it from a solipsistic incest cultists that it's my โœŒ๏ธโœŠ๏ธโœŒ๏ธRoleโœŒ๏ธโœŠ๏ธโœŒ๏ธ in life to be consumed for labor and that if I don't do you incest cult then your just get to sit there while this motherfucker tries to rob me.
Hym "No I๐Ÿ‘ˆ don't want to hear it, incest freak. Hey, I got a question for you..."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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I don't play Duke Nukem 3D

"yo dude honestly, I don't play Duke Nukem 3D"
"same bro~"
(then they kiss passionately)
by squillam June 9, 2023
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But I don't threaten kids though!

Neither do I!
A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"

Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2024
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