i’m on canada

she’s on her period bro.

“I’m on canada”. -girl

“okay i’ll give you a unlimited supply of food!”

by koymal June 3, 2022

I’m going to be a failure

I’m never going to get anything. I might as well think about ending this life. I have no job skills. I’m way out of luck

I’m going to be a failure.

by confused cajun man January 23, 2021

I’m parked

whenever your super tired but your still down to hang out or do something

yo bro you tryna come over and chill

I’m parked bro, but yeah I’ll be there

by Yoyoyoy1 March 18, 2024

i’m nuts

being nuts is another way of saying cool or just too good at something.

i’m nuts

also use

she’s nuts, he’s nuts, their nuts, we’re nuts

by i’m nuts January 26, 2023

I’m with the pizza party

I’m with the pizza party is a great repsonse or way to get away with anything. If you want something done or want something in general just refer that your in the pizza party. And you will get it.

Guy 1:Dude I want some pizza
Guy 2: can’t were out
Guy 1: but I’m with the pizza party

Guy 2: sorry sir I’ll get you pizza right away

Cop sir your not aloud to smoke marajuana in this area
Guy it’s ok I’m with the pizza party
Cop carry on then

by Legitscholarship dude December 17, 2018

I’m sick

“i’m sick” refers to being pissed off or annoyed

bro I’m sick I left my keys inside my car and now i’m locked out

by fohunnabangbang September 10, 2020

I’m panicking

I’m really confused and am unsure as to what to do.

Sorry for all these definitions… I just feel desperately I’m in need of a reality check.

I’m panicking

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023