Cookie Hooks

Hands.

Me: *Reaches for Christmas dessert platter*
Mom: Get your damn cookie hooks away from that, those are for after dinner!

by Slim_Dikkenz September 19, 2021

Boob holster

A synonym for the word bra

“Omg why did you leave the house without a boob holster???”

by Gibbyyyyyy34 October 10, 2021

Flesh holster

Your butthole when it welcomes an erect penis into it.

Last night Greg came over and used my flesh holster until he came, tomorrow night its his turn.

by FleshHolster January 28, 2022

Turkey Holster

When ya homie makes you look bad to a girl you tryna smash to increase his of chances of hittin' it.

That Rob was a real turkey holster.

"Aye, not tryna be a turkey holster, but Blaine been talkin mad shit bout you."

by Garcher April 23, 2022

Dad holster

Leather holster made for a phone commonly worn by dads. It could also be a plastic holster built specifically for a phone case.

“Hey look over there”
“That guy is wearing a phone holster”
“Oh you mean a dad holster”
“Yeah exactly”

by Grizzlyslayer27 April 29, 2022

Meat holster

Also known as underwear (boxers, briefs, etc)

After a long night at the bar, she removed my meat holster

by Juhhhh June 11, 2022

T Hool’d

When you prove your unreliability by being a pathological liar and provide your “friends” with false misleading information due to the fear and repercussions of your dominant shot calling wife.

All the warriors wanted to go to ship bottom sandbar. One of their friends suggested fish factory sandbar at 10am stating it was a great location. All the warriors were T Hool’d into the worst most pitiful location known to man, ending up in muck, mud, and swarmed by green heads for 4 hours before the original planner actually showed up, Timmy Hool’ing everyone!

by Six Figga C-Lizzy July 12, 2022