Ridgefield High School

Placed conveniently in the most boring town in Connecticut, this public high school is the breeding ground for rich douche canoes in salmon-colored shorts. Everyone drives a Jeep Wrangler with elevated tires to compensate for their tiny schlongs. I hope you like racism, because it's everywhere. The only plus is you can find a good spot to smoke weed in the bathroom.

"I go to Ridgefield High School."
"Wow, so you probably applied to Elon?"

by Lil Traumatized February 19, 2019

norview high school

School where varsity’s football team get hype before the game and loses after, boys expose females, females play games, and no school can compete with the pilots

Varsity Football team: we bout to work hard and get this Dub

Norview high school : nah

by Norview November 6, 2019

Branson High School

a hella small high school thats 95% white rich kids even though they brag about their diversity. everyone there owns at least ten pieces of branson merch and only wears lulus, champion, khakis, and hoodies. the food is the only reason everyone goes there but theres never enough seats in the commons. theres too many stairs. everyone is book smart but has no common sense. every school hates branson bc its branson but branson is better than marin academy no cap

joe: where do u go
joey: branson high school
joe: at least its not ma

by mickeymouseclubhouse2 January 13, 2020

Turpin High School

A public high school in the Greater Cincinnati Area where they put you into classes to be indoctrinated into the 1619 project, and if you don’t understand what they’re preaching after the first try, they’ll throw you into a janitor’s closet and whoop your ass. The place is sort of like Auschwitz but without any of the notoriety.

When I went to Turpin High School I didn’t understand that Karl Marx was apparently the second coming of Christ, and so they beat me with a paddle. My ass is still red from it to this day.

by Danny M Williams January 6, 2021

Kettering high school

This place is absolute ass. With all the emo and furries walking around you feel like your in a goth shop and with the people who vape you can’t even go to the bathroom cause half of them are closed. The new principal is annoying too with the no phones in class policy.

An ass place is Kettering high school

by Mynameismichealmyers October 15, 2021

Belleville High School

A high school in Michigan with the best football team in the state and a student section that burns fordson flags. The school itself is pretty good but the only thing we're known for is football and the 50 bhs accounts made by the students.

Belleville High School are state champs!!!!

by ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) November 28, 2021

Grove City High School

This school is filled with kids who live in big ass houses and smoke weed heavily. This school could be stereotyped all around. The school basketball team is decent, baseball team usually gets deep in the playoff bracket, and everything else is decent. If you go to Westland or Central Crossing or Grove City Christian, you're wildly hated here. There are fake bloods and crips here in this school. The school makes great cookies tho. If you go here you call it Grove City.

Central Crossing Student: Ha we beat yall in football.

Grove City Student: Yall lose errythang else tho. Stop bein goofies fuzz. We Grove City High School will pop yo ass.

by Lil Niggaz01 March 7, 2017