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Heather Marriage

When you and your love interest can’t get together so you go slaughter your counterpart in different universe to make your love interest in said universe not to suffer because of you in that universe.
“Tick. Tick. Tick. Tock. Tick.”
“Yo dude, you know that guy Heathcliff guy who’s working for me ? Yeah he’s in a Heather Marriage right now so he’s quite busy.”
by Tf2manager July 3, 2025
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Heather

a really bad person they get something and dont give it back and they are not fair most of the time
Heather:hey can i have a toy for a week
me: sure!
*after a month*
me:where is my toy?
Heather:i dont wanna give you it!
by anonymous September 14, 2021
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Heathers

The most amazing off-Broadway musical ever made. It is based on the 80s movie ”Heathers” with Winona Ryder and Christian Slater. The basic plot is that one of the three main Heathers is murdered by Veronica (Winona Ryder) and JD (Christian Slater). It then descended into chaos as they cover up her death with a suicide and the body count hers higher and higher.
Heathers is basically my anxiety and depression in musical form.
by turtlebeach166 January 6, 2019
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Heather

Can be an amazing trickster of a female! She loves to share stories, especially any anecdote about her ex-husband or previous relationships. She loves to stretch every pair of yoga pants to the brink of splitting, and also leaves a solid impression after staying as a houseguest. For example, makes a literal bloody mess in the bathroom, stashes rib bones in the kitchen sink and packs wads of her box-dyed hair in the couch cushions.

She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
Did you hear all thirteen stories Heather told about her ex-husband when she visited our parents last weekend?

New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.

Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
by GotchaBialol July 30, 2023
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Heathers

A musical from 2014 that is based off the movie heathers. It is the best Musical ever!!!!!!!!
Girl: Heathers is so addicting
Girl #2: what’s heathers?
Girl: an amazing musical
by The girl who speaks the truth! September 6, 2019
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mt07 riders called heather

Normally a woman that fancies mt10 sp riders so much that they want to be the same but can’t handle the mt10 so have to get a little 07 restricted.
Look at the bunch of girls over their eyeing us up. They must be Mt07 riders called heather.
by Mr MT10sp November 25, 2020
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