Muppet Hands

A person wearing fleece or knit gloves.

What it feels like shaking someones hands with fleece gloves on.

How'd you total your car?

I forgot to take my gloves off after I scraped my windshield and my muppet hands couldn't grip the wheel going around that corner.

by artgod33 December 31, 2008

3 way handshake

When three men stand in a circle and jerk off the gentleman to their right.

Why does it take 3 networking guys to install a switch? These guys are so lazy. With all three of them in the network closet like that, I'll bet they are giving each other a 3 way handshake.

by Sure, Not March 18, 2014

wet boogie hands

Strange white or clear liquid on ones hands.

Justin bieber was gay so he had wet boogie hands.

by realactualdefreal August 6, 2016

Baltimore Handshake

1) handjob; 3rd base(m).

Steve: "Did you sleep with Sheila after the concert last night?"

Carl: "No, but she did give me a Balitmore Handshake."

Steve: "Nice."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

Jew hands

When someone rubs there hands together; similarly to how you would rub your hands when your cold. You are simulating "Jew Hands" or the physical manifestation of the raw desire of money in the Jews heart. Made famous by Mr. Burns on the television show THE SIMPSONS.

DOC: I found a dollar on the ground did anyone drop it?

Jabora: Yeah Its mine...

Duff: Man thats a lie.... look he's doing "Jew Hands" as we speak.

DOC: Your right.... (To Jabora) FAG!!!

by J.Day September 25, 2007

galaxy handshake

when a dude come's to greet you with a hercules like grip on your ballbag and and just loves it to much to let go....

the galaxy handshake is usually appropriate in prison showers and penn state locker rooms... it can get messy.

by grundle grabbin mike November 16, 2011

handsome

Cute in a more mature and older way.

Wow, he is too handsome.

by Brittany-Ghetto Princess October 4, 2003