New Orleans handshake

Propensity for a woman to willingly show their breasts when drinking. Attributed to the fact that women usually show their breasts when handed beads at Mardi Gras

After a few drinks, Melinda tends to greet new boys with a New Orleans handshake...beads or not!

by gbl2002 November 7, 2013

West Virginia Handshake

ad·jec·tive/ˈajəktiv/ - a word or phrase naming an attribute, added to or grammatically related to a noun to modify or describe it.

* west/vərˈjinyə/ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/

To state or describe the act of performing mutual & simultaneous masturbation on one and other regardless of sexual orientation, gender or religion to describe disbelief or an alternate choice.

(Observing laziness) "You all have nothing better to do that to give each other West Virginia Handshakes." -- (Alternate choice for something unsafe or idiotic) 'I'd rather give a wild Tiger a West Virginia Handshake." -- (Work or Goal not accomplished) "What did you do all day in here; give each other West Virginia Handshakes?" (Express disdain for being played around with) -- "I like handshakes but this isn't West Virginia, let's re-do this contract."

by SOLIDKREATE December 11, 2020

Danish Handshake

A sexual, and extremely disturbing sexual act, in which you fist a girl in her vagina so hard, that her intestines play peekaboo throughout her asshole.

See fisting.

"I gave that bitch a danish handshake before she dumped me. LOLz0rzroflmaomg!11!"

by Mitch Teh 1337 May 6, 2009

Handshoe

The phrase given to a person who has gotten so drunk that their friends have placed socks and shoes on said individual's hands.

C got so handshoed last night, that he was trying to scratch his face with the shoe attached.

by brenny000 June 13, 2011

Hanshin Tigers

A shit baseball team based in the suburb of Osaka, Japan. More choke jobs than any baseball fan in the world can count. 50% of their fans are hooligans, while the other 50% are wannabe hooligans/bandwagon fans who only jump in on the very rare occasion when they have a good season.

In other words, they're the Japanese baseball's answer to the Chicago Cubs.

History of the Hanshin Tigers: Countless years of horrible baseball, with the only bright moment coming in 1985 when they won their only Japan Series title. They had a chance to win another in 2003, but choked away a 3-2 lead to the Daiei Hawks.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

Canadian Handshake

While traveling outside of Canada, a Canadian may introduce themselves by grabbing the other person's ass, balls or vag. Most commonly used by crazy drunk Canadian girls on vacation.

Hi, my name is Nicole (said while reaching around and grabbing the waiter Jose's ass with a firm Canadian Handshake).

by Pixieeee July 9, 2010

backyard handshake

While fucking a female in the cunt doggy style, reach into her ass and jerk yourself off.

A Backyard Handshake was the only option, I mean, she was a huge bitch....couldn't feel fuck all.

by Harizl March 21, 2008