hanging by a wedgie

Used to describe a very painful, (and sometimes embarrassing), situation that one cannot get out of immediately.

This could imply financial, social (where one gets mocked and doesn't have a come back) , physical (getting one's foot caught under a boulder); this could be used in all aspects of life.

Example one:

"Hey, did you want to come along on that three week expedition with us?"

"No, sorry dude, I'm tapped out. Fiscally, I'm hanging by a wedgie".

Example two:

"Dude, I just got pwned by Mike. There's no way I could top that comeback. He's got me hanging by a wedgie.

by boggler December 8, 2009

hang out

To dry ones clothes and other linen by means of naturally occurring wind currents, usually via a line or a cord transfixed to a hook that is usually on a pole, but can also be attatched to a hook or fixture on the wall of a building.

Mark went to hang out his clothes to dry, cuz he don't have a maytag dryer. What a cheap-ass!

by TonecasT June 19, 2004

Hang 10

1. cool term meaning to surf.

2. When a man whose penis is over 10 inches walks around naked.

You: Hey
Weird Guy: Hey, wanna see me hang 10
You: but you don't have a surf board and you're wearing a trench coat.
Weird Guy: (opens trench coat) I'm Hangin 10 right now!

by flabri October 11, 2007

hang daddy

A penis

" I started unzipping then she started pulling my hang daddy"

by mr_clavicles March 31, 2018

hanging moss

Snake that usually stay on tree. Due to their green colour it becomes difficult to separate them from green foliage.

In Africa the death rate caused by hanging moss is quite high among the tribes who live inside the dense forest.

by Icarus October 26, 2017

Hang-close

An informal salutation, often said by friends when parting. It affirms a sense of mutual reliance, closeness, and trust.

Friend A: 'Yo, homie, man not gonna see you for time, G!'

Friend B: 'Hang-close, bredrin, hang-close.'

Friend A: 'Hang-close yourself, family.'

by philipmash March 15, 2014

hanging load

When your turd is stuck halfway out of your anus, and won't successfully pinch. Therefore hanging out of the anus in constant flux within and without you. And then you jizz.

"Had an accidental hanging load in the loo earlier. I feel ten pounds lighter."

by richard rodney January 3, 2020