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Hansing

To be completely obsessed with oneself. To be egocentric.
To feel like the world is revolving around you.
The most popular boy in school loved hansing, or believing that all the girls in school liked him.
by toweltowel April 10, 2012
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cowin' hangin'

A pair of adejectives, cowin and hangin, which, when used together, refer to a person or object as being remarkably unattractive.

Commonly used in South Wales, first encountered by the author in the Swansea area.
"Hey have you seen that Tom Hanks?"

"Yeah, ohmigod he's cowin' hangin'!"

"Yeah, he has a face like a duck's arse!"
by w00fdawg November 6, 2005
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Granny Handing

Cumming on your hand, waiting for your hand to dry then working that crusty shit again for ultimate friction.

OR

Swimming for long enough for your hand to become wrinkly, then jerking someone off with your pruney fingers.
def. 1.
DUDE 1: hey dude shake my hand!
DUDE 2: ergh! your hands are crustier than kingsmill! you been granny handing?!
by Los Hombres, Dos August 5, 2010
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Granny Handing

When your fingering a girl for so long that your fingers get pruned and wrinkled.
“Hey why yo hands look like that”,
“Oh I’ve been granny handing my girl
by BearWithGun September 9, 2019
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Hangin' Toilet Water Low

When a male's testes and surrounding sac are so relaxed that they actually dip into the water whilst droppin' a deuce.
EX1----->
Terence: O man, I got in from the lake the other day, and the water was really warm. I went to go make some gravy and next thing I knew my ballsac was chillin' in the feces-infested toilet water!

Ryan: Dude, you were definitely hangin' toilet water low.

EX2----------->
Randolph: I was having a splendid potty-bang session the other day with my biotch and all of a sudden I jumped up and sent her into the fuckin' tub. Turns out I had clogged the toilet and the water was creeping up on my babymakers. At first I thought I was hangin' toilet water low, but realized my Anaconda Deuce was the really the problem.
by RenoisRyan August 16, 2008
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Hanning

To copy-paste definitions of unknown words or colloquialisms in group messages, ensuring all members of the group have an understanding of the discussion.
Person 1- "Yeah man, that party was sick"
Hanner- "Sick, Slang for cool or fabulous."
Person that has lived under a rock for the last twenty years "Cheers for Hanning, I thought everyone at the party got a cold"
by TopHanner November 19, 2019
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haggis hangin'

Scots origin- typically a greeting when prefaced with a question. An enquiry as to how one is which was originated by Velvet's mum in 2009.
Question- "How's yer haggis hangin' ?"

Response- "Swingin' man."
by minervamidsummer August 21, 2010
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