Joey lawrence haircut

When an elderly man shits into a bowl or helmet, and then proceeds to place it onto an underage teenage boy's head.

"Old Mr. Herbert gave christopher a joey lawrence haircut today. It was fucking rad!

by ExhumedSynner December 25, 2009

emo hair

Emo hair is a collection of variations of the angular, backward mullet, (esotericaly known as the "hypotenuse"). Emo hair style is also known as the "Swoosh," and should deliberately be associated with the slang adjective "Swish." Almost always black (dyed or natural), emo hair has the unique ablility to make its adherents brain-damaged to the point where they believe looking like others constitutes being unique.

A squared plus B squared equals the C squared hypotenuse of all those emo-clones' emo hair.

by Marcus Solomon September 11, 2007

facial hair

Noticable hairs that grow on the face of (hopefully) a male and give him a more masculin look. These hairs can be in the form of a beard, gotee, sideburns, mustache, or maybe just a little peach fuzz. Typically during the teen years (as they hit puberty and begin to grow it) they shave it off or keep it to a bare minimum of hair, so the girls their age can enjoy their youthful look and want to mate with them. Depending on the face shape, and color of the facial hair, a man can look good or bad with it. A female never looks good with facial hair.

1. Look! Jon forgot to shave off his facial hair today, you can see all the little tiny black hairs on his face!

2. Jade, I think you should wax above your lip, you've got so much facial hair there you're starting to grow a mustache.

by Bored Adolescent in Basement November 28, 2007

emo hair flip

When your life sucks so much that the only thing you can do is flip your hair.

Done by having your bangs in your face, and turning your head to the side and up until your bangs are no longer obstructing your vision.

John: God! My life sucks! I have to do an emo hair flip! *flips hair*

by theshadowillusionist February 19, 2009

just-got-fucked hair

noun | hair that is in crazy disarray. and they didn't necessarily even get any play. They just have that look to them.

"Honey, who was he? Cuz you've got the just-got-fucked hair look going on."

by dopeLabber November 28, 2001

hair straightener hickey

burns on the neck from hair straighteners that look like hickeys.

Everyone thought it was a real hickey, but it was just a hair straightener hickey.

by chicken burrito September 26, 2011

knee hair

A single strand of hair that is on someone's knee.

John:That's a cool knee hair that you have got their
Paul: Thanks, I'm really proud of it

by MG8675 June 10, 2017