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Crack Hamster

an endearing nickname given to ones pet hamster who may act as if they are on crack cocaine
This is my pet hamster, her name is Gizmo but we all just call Crack Hamster
by cookiegirl89089 December 2, 2021
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oh shit get the hamster

A phrase only uttered when a human being is having a near death or serious experience. The hamster will be summoned and will fly in its hamster wheel until death this is a warning sign of what to come.
any last words?
oh shit get the hamster

oh fuck the police are on to us
Bye hamster
by Get Rick rolled January 2, 2021
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Hamster slut

The idea of a person with profoundly big cheeks is also a huge slut
That william guy is a huge hamster slut
by Coomzzys May 28, 2016
mugGet the Hamster slutmug.

The Hamster

A sex act which involves a man laying face down on the roof of a vehicle that has a sun roof. He will then insert his penis through the sun roof while his female partner proceeds to suck on his from underneath hence resembling a hamster drinking from their water bottle.
This is the 3rd date now with this new chick I've been smashing. Hopefully tonight after dinner I can get her to give me The Hamster.
by Juggernaut247 May 8, 2025
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banging hamsters

When two women hump/rub their pussies together.
Don’t tell anyone, but I walked in on Lisa and Erica banging hamsters last night.
by GingerBush79 October 27, 2023
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Hamster

A hamster is a small, round rodent that usually people keep as a pet. They are so cute and adorable that you almost want to grill one and eat it. Their life purpose is to make a whole loop around their running wheel, but always remember that under that cute little fur there is a tiny murderer who is watching you when are sleeping.
Hey hamster what is your life purpose? To make a whole loop around my running wheel!
by Unzfilibabba March 23, 2020
mugGet the Hamstermug.

hamster life

When you're a basic girl and you don't shower on the reg and try to cover it up with dry shampoo. #Hamsterlife
Ugh this hamster life of mine
by Basiccccccccc November 27, 2016
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