grumpkin

A woman no taller than five feet three inches tall and more than a few pounds overweight who would be cute if she lost a little weight. Often seen truck-truck-truckin' around.

Oh, there goes that lil' grumpkin truckin' around campus again.

by Marc November 17, 2003

Grump

The act of kissing, possibly groping someone but there is no evidence to prove it.

I grumped her I did

by grb2011 October 29, 2011

Grumpkins

Blumpkin from a Solid gold robot

Steve: Dude, I was on the Blumpkin Bus yesterday and i totally got Multiple Grumpkins from that Solid gold Hobot

by shabunia February 13, 2009

grummy

when something is great and funny. is used on those days when you cant talk.

wow!! That movie was so grummy!!

by LiNkIn ChIk April 9, 2003

Grumpet

When a king does a massive shit, his personal servant blows a trumpet in victory. The act of this in known as 'blowing the Grumpet.'

Servant: 'His majesty has completed the royal bowel movement!'
Servant Two: 'Hazzah! Dust off the victory trumpet! Sound the Grumpet!'

by TheAwesomePandaman March 1, 2014

grumpkin

a mixture of a grundle grab and a knuckle butt fuck. it can be quite stimulating if used correctly

the wrestler used the grumpkin technique to score a reversal.
i blew my wad as soon as that filthy slut gave me a grumpkin.

by the cool breeze September 8, 2006

glumpy

Term used to describe Kenneth Taylor.

Kenneth is glumpy.

by Nick Simpson September 12, 2003