dirty greenleaf

When a man jerking his dick sees someone he pulls a blunt out of his ass and put it in his pee hole tube and vigorously fucks said person in the nostril and they both get high.

Man I walked in on my roommate Henry and he was high as fuck from a dirty greenleaf.

by Adolftitler69420 April 7, 2024

Meanie greenie

A less than lethal shotgun or grenade launcher that fires rounds intended only to hurt someone rather than kill them.

Cop: You better stop streaking around or I’ll get the meanie greenie out

by Kriskit April 21, 2024

Beth Greene

Beth Greene, portrayed by Emily Kinney in The Walking Dead, is a compassionate and resilient character who evolves from a vulnerable young woman into a strong survivor. Her relationship with Daryl Dixon is central to her character development; their deep bond evolves into a profound friendship filled with trust and understanding. Throughout her journey, Beth grapples with loss and identity, ultimately becoming a symbol of hope and determination in a post-apocalyptic world.

TWD Fan #1: Daryl should have ended up with Beth Greene

TWD Fan #2: ur weird

TWD Fan #3: stfu everyone knows they could've been endgame

by magazinesgonewild October 11, 2024

Daniel Greene-ing

Daniel Greene-ing is When you forget to make a point in a YouTube video so you just edit it in a secondary video of you in a different camera angle talking about what you forgot later.
Named for popular YouTuber Daniel Greene.

"Yeah I forgot to talk about Asmodean originally, so I'm just Daniel Greene-ing it"

by Jimmy, I like Murder. April 17, 2025

West Greene Wanker

West Greene Wanker is an intellectual prophet of goonings past. He graced the presence of West Greene Highschool, a small highschool located in East Tennessee. He remains a legend among the future disciples that attend the school. He goes by many a name including but not limited to:

West Greene Wanker, Bleacher Beater, Buffalo Beater, Bay Harbor Beater, Junior Jerker, Schooltime Stroker, Education Edger, and finally Chicken Choker. The UNEDGEucated authorities restrained his balls turning them bright blue and carting him off to ABIC for 5 whole business days(allegedly). The prophecy states that if he returns to West Greene then all shall bow and golf clap in his presence. The masturbation Messiah will return.

When the world needed him most, the West Greene Wanker, disappeared.

by Goonciple September 8, 2025

florbis Greenwell

a wacky yellow guy that appears in many humorous comics featuring him. he is also yellow.

Terence number one: "hey wanna read the weekly florbis Greenwell comic?"

Bob: "heck yes bro, I thoroughly enjoyed it!"
(Bob is highly intelligent, Terence number one is not, and don't even get me started on Terence number two)

by doodoomegadeedeefard6967 November 17, 2025

Marjorie Trailer Greene

A gun toting, malt liquor chugging believer of QAnon and other conspiracy theories such as Jewish space lasers causing forest fires or Gazpacho Police gun confiscation. Often married to a first cousin or other relative. Impregnated and conceived in a pickup truck. Lives in a single wide trailer with a tattered awning and 4 or more junk vehicles parked out front. Has braided armpits and few if any teeth. Thinks that she might be a good congressional representative since she never missed an episode of Jerry Springer.

She’s a regular Marjorie Trailer Greene now that she can chug malt liquor from a champagne glass, belch and fart, all at the same time. I’m guessing her life must be difficult trying to fool people into thinking she’s not a trailer trash Barbie. She donated her entire 401k savings to the Trump Save America PAC.

by anonymous October 6, 2022