to smell your grandma

word up

Matt: No, bitch. We can't AFFORD to party anymore. Too much shit to do.
Adrianna: Aiight, yo. I smell your grandma, old man. I best get my shit in gear too.

by T-Diddy February 2, 2004

get ‘ur grandma groove on

A phrase that describes the phenomenon of an older woman gettin’ down to some danceable hit that clearly has her bringing out all her old dance floor moves.

Yeah baby, get ‘ur grandma groove on and burn this muthafuckin’ house down!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019

Take Your Grandma to Applebees

An unknown sexual position, as appearing on Conan O'Brien.

Just because you can take your grandma to Applebees, it doesn't mean you shouldn't.

by AnonDavid November 11, 2010

T-Bag Your Grandma

A glorious song that should be viewed as the fucking bible.

Did ya listen to "T-Bag Your Grandma"? I followed its' guidance and T-bagged her.

by CorbynBigFan September 26, 2019

Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate

Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.

by Chris Mitchell May 27, 2003

Going to see Grandma

Going to see Grandma. Verse. Saying. Is slang for saying "banging a hot chick" or simply Sex.

Lance: "I love going to see Grandma... I love it so much I sometimes see her 2 or 3 times a week!"

by Kozbot January 20, 2009

thats how grandma died

Basically a substitute for thats what she said, esp. when that saying gets overused, and you want to impress your date.

DUDE< hurry up and eat that sub

Bro< chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once

Dude< Thats how grandma died!

(teacher): I dont think you guys are mature enough to handle this unit.

(students): Thats how grandma died!

by brochacho July 6, 2010