Goose Muffin

Someone with the heart of a goose and the brain of a muffin.
Can be either a term of endearment or an insult; sometimes both.

She’s such a Goose Muffin; I love her.

Goose Muffin by KingPhilipIV December 10, 2021

Goose necking 

The act of having to poop and the turd is half way out of the anus.

Man I gotta crap ,I’m goose necking and about ready to crap my pants.

Goose necking by Dog lips November 4, 2017

Goose Lookin 

It's Derived from Good Looking, Another way of Saying Good looking out. Usually Used In Spanish Slang

English: Goose Looking on bringing me the books before class.

Spanish: Oye, Goose Lookin Por el Peso que me emprestate

Good Lookin

Goose Lookin by PEPE[MEMO] July 31, 2009

goose head 

When a bunch of naked men are playing 'Duck Duck Goose' and when they choose the goose, they do so by slapping the top of someone's head with their penis.

"Man, I was playing duck duck goose and Ralph gooseheaded me!"

"I kept my head hidden so no one would goose head me!"

goose head by Carrie/April December 8, 2007

goose juice 

Synonym for Viagra, Cialis, or any other pharmaceutical intended to cure Erectile Dysfunction.

My wife blew me for over an hour and I couldn't get it up. It must be time to go to the doctor for some goose juice.

goose juice by Dick Dudley June 11, 2009

Goose Barnacle 

A Black Person,a nigger.

Man,They're are alot of Goose Barnacles in here!

Goose Barnacle by horizonWhitey February 25, 2010

goose button 

a clever term used to describe those who beleive they are always right. also can be used to describe a significantly smelling excretion from a male goose

Gee alyssa, that richard is a real goose button!

goose button by yoyoyo17 April 6, 2009