Golf R

A performance hatchback/estate made by the Volkswagen Audi Group. It has a 2.0 tuned engine which produces around 320 bhp. Most favoured by drug dealers, people from Bradford, car thieves, general criminals and keen drivers
Oi bruv get the ting out the Golf R 3 for 100
by Jjjjaj12 November 22, 2021
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Golf clap

A VD many golfers get.
Every golfer that fucked her got the golf clap.
by Solid Mantis April 13, 2019
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golf cart

car but small and for golf (it is pretty cool)
Bill: I drive golf carts everywhere
Fred: ok
by leafly anonymous August 23, 2022
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golf shot

Missed that enrire shot golfing! I need a golf shot and a permanent nap!
by giamariec December 25, 2017
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African mini golf

A variation of mini golf in which the player with the highest number of strokes wins. Widely considered by professionals to be the superior version of the game.
Tiger woods is an expert at African mini golf in spite of his incessant cocaine usage.
by Golfchad420 August 29, 2020
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Turkey on a Golf Course

A Turkey on a Golf Course is when you unzip your pants and take your balls out, leaving your dick inside your pants. This usually occurs after someone has either failed miserably at the round, or has done very well.
"Hey John, look! There's a Turkey on a Golf Course!"
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."
by Gary23 October 23, 2022
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Golf Cough

1) A courteous muffled cough after taking a harsh/massive hit

2) When Tiger Woods gets his balls checked for cancer at his yearly checkup
1) After a big hit off his cart, Tim golf coughed out of respect for his roommate who was sleeping.

2) “Ok Mr. Woods, could you turn your head and golf cough? This will only take a second.”
by More Change Than 50 January 09, 2023
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