United Golf Team

The best golf team in the entire Monmouth area, led by a team of sexy men.

Person 1: Bro I heard the United Golf Team is insane this year.

Person 2 : Yeah, and I heard the team members are extremely sexy.

by LightingMcQueenNeedsPotassium October 29, 2021

Golf

The most wasteful shit....
expending a ton of land and massive amounts of water so old dudes can walk around with each other and not feel gay.

Golf is wasteful shit....

by Mhm! ^__^ October 31, 2021

bricked and golf

The action of having a boner and playing golf at the same time.

Fuuuck, I'm bricked and golf...

by ppaulina February 19, 2022

Orange golf balls

20 mills of addy IR

I need some orange golf balls to help me make it through my 18 page paper due in chemistry.

by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022

flying golf cart

The act of sexual intercourse where you fuck in a golf cart

friend: “hey wanna jump on the flying golf cart game”
me: “yeah obviously”

by ____xxxxsarah____ August 9, 2021

Golf Clash

A game that says “Perfect Shot!” Even though the shot was shitty

Golf Clash: “Perfect Shot!”
Grandpa: “Shut up, that shot was shitty”

by GolfClashHater May 31, 2021

karma golf

The practice of intentionally losing karma in TTT and its derivatives because in golf, a lower score is better

1: GET BANNED AND TAKE THE L
2: I was just playing karma golf

by NerdAnnihilator May 12, 2021