A sport which is mainly played by skinny privileged white boys who have severe nicotine addictions, low IQs, and are unathletic in every other sport. However, it is occasionally filled with handsome respectable boys who are simply forced by the boomers in their family to participate in the snooze fest of a sport.
“Didn’t you hear? He plays golf.”
“ Oh shit. Looks like he’s got a 99% chance of being an entitled asshole and a 1% chance of being perfect. Guess i’ll Hope for the 1%.”
“ Oh shit. Looks like he’s got a 99% chance of being an entitled asshole and a 1% chance of being perfect. Guess i’ll Hope for the 1%.”
by sheratesdogs January 10, 2020
Get the Golfmug. Code word for gay sex. Commonly used for men who are secretly gay or secretly having gay sexual relationships with their friends
by fjfhfhfb July 31, 2020
Get the Golfmug. The act of forcing one to go on a mini-golf date with you but instead of mini-golfing you pee on each other.
girl: you don't wanna go on a mini-golf date with me?
him: no
girl: too bad
*at mini-golf place*
him: I have to go to the bathroom
Girl: oooo I can help
him: we on a forced mini golf right now?!?!
him: no
girl: too bad
*at mini-golf place*
him: I have to go to the bathroom
Girl: oooo I can help
him: we on a forced mini golf right now?!?!
by Ldkdjndnxsjksnsbs January 26, 2021
Get the Forced mini golfmug. A kickass wii golf game that was popular back in 2006. Not many people, or anyone at all, remembers it.
by Ace_66669 April 16, 2022
Get the Super Swing Golfmug. Jon: Ay yo what sport club you gon sign up for?
Adam: I was thinking golf
Jon: It aint a fucking sport
Adam: I was thinking golf
Jon: It aint a fucking sport
by philswift2 December 7, 2020
Get the golfmug. Hey fellas, tell the wives we have a golf tee time at 10am and wont be home until 3pm.
Unfortunately will have to miss the dance recital.
Unfortunately will have to miss the dance recital.
by McM@nus December 29, 2023
Get the Golfmug. by Icecool108 June 21, 2022
Get the Golf Banditmug.