cia goggles

the girls on Culinary institute campus are so limited and so ugly that it's like Drunk goggles, you need to look though these, and drunk goggles to find a good looking girl.

"dude, she's hot as hell,"
"no she's not"
"sorry i've been on campus all day let me take off my CIA goggles...
Damn she is ugly as hell"

by seabiscuit April 21, 2006

viagra goggles

phenomenon, similar to beer goggles, in which one's taking of the tablet causes the desire to engage the closest individual in sexual relations to relieve said desires

After his viagra kicked in, Hugh couldn't wait to meet up with his mistress and began yanking it in the men's bathroom while staring at his co-workers, later blaming the incident on 'viagra goggles.'

by Brandon Bowers December 14, 2008

siberian goggles

when a males sweaty balls come upon a girls eyes while she is sleeping

i gave dat bitch some siberian goggles

by hippyslay3r April 7, 2007

arabian goggle

to sit on someone's face with one's testicles while pressing your anus against the forehead, thus making a brown "o" shape.

man, you ahould have seen the arabian goggle i gave julie. she had a brown ring on her forehead for hours.

by marie May 15, 2004

camp goggles

after a week o so at camp everyone look good, epecially he ones that don't

dude you got with her? gross!

yea, i kow i had my camp goggles on

by oopsalot June 4, 2010

Obama Goggles

A condition causing people to think that Obama secretly believes everything they believe, but is pretending to be a conservative, pro-war, wall street crony, just to get re-elected.

"Obama is just saying and doing these things to get re-elected."

"Uh, dude, take off your Obama Goggles."

by punk patriot August 28, 2011

Google Goggles

An application which throws up irrelevant results when you scan your penis with it.

Fuck off Google Goggles,my cock is bigger than a pencil.

WTF?What does an aurora picture have to do with a penis?Goggles is shit.

by Eboue singh February 8, 2012