google-a-holic

A person who has typed the phrase 'google-a-holic' into a google search engine is known as a 'google-a-holic'.

Is 'google-a-holic' a word? I dont know, lets google it!

by Wonslynberg September 1, 2013

According to Google

Phrase used in response to a random question which could have been easily answered by simply Googling it. Usually after a few quick taps on your phone.

A more polite form of JFGI, but with the same message.

him: I wonder what Zeitgeist means?
her: According to Google, Zeitgeist means "the spirit of the times". And here are the top ten topics searched for last year...

by allterrain October 6, 2013

Google Education

When someone's knowledge is based on countless hours spent searching for information on google.

Usually somebody who's trying to act like an authoritative on the subject.

Man 1: So I started itching real bad lately.
Man 2: Yep, man it's definitely Hepatitis C
Man 1: How do you know?
Man 2: Because I search disease symptoms on google all the time.
Man 1: I didn't know you could get a Ph.d in Google Education >.>

by NightdesertHawkManguy July 19, 2011

Google Star

When you search for your name and one of the results on the first page is actually you.

or

When your site shows up on the first page of google's search results.

I search for my name, and the first hit was my owling video.
I'm a google star.

by Glimmerer August 1, 2011

Google bug

Noun: The sudden urge to go on Google and look up everything you're curious about.

Last night I was on the internet looking up everything from Aztecs to zoology. I think I've been bitten by the Google bug!

by Creepytastik September 10, 2011

google maos

A common typing error you make when typing "google maps" on mobile. When entering this, the top of the search results will display "Showing results for google maps, Search instead for google maos". If you actually google "mao", the result will be Mao Zedong, the founding father of the People's Republic of China.

Steve: "I accidentally typed google maos instead of google maps."
Willie: "Its ok, it happens on mobile all the time."

by nickcityplanner July 8, 2020

Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering their esoteric knowledge via google (and instagram). The type of person with black chipped nail ‘who-felt-your-Gemini-energy’. Focuses on the optics of witchcraft. Consider this behavior gentrification.

“Did that google witch seriously pull out her tarot cards to take a selfie?”

by Withtheeyecontact September 8, 2020