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Greenville Ohio football

The worst team in the mvl by far. The coaching staff sucks ass. And their play calling is awful. The only good thing they have is Brock short the rapist “no means no” but shitty team
by The one and only 123456 March 3, 2023
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Foot Pussy

When a woman puts her feet together to look like a vagina so the man can have sexual pleasures off it
"hunny can you make a foot pussy for me tonight?"
by phang August 23, 2007
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metric football

What Americans call "soccer" and the rest of the world calls "football."

"Football" is shoulder pads, forward passes, and helmets.

"Metric football" is a bigger field and poor acting to convince the officials to show their red and yellow cards.
What are you watching?
Metric football.
Why?
Football season's over.
by narcszm January 22, 2011
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monkey fucking a football

A helluva lot of action with very little or no result
Applying for fall classes, I had to register with the burser, the advisor, check my prereq.s, and then stand in line, and then I found the class I wanted was closed out. "Man scheduling for classes this morning was like a monkey fucking a football"
by Gbbrd October 1, 2006
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four-foot-snakes

A more polite way of saying "For Fuck Sake" for fuck sake. An expletive expression that is used when something goes wrong, doesn't work or is a general annoyance to ones self. Can also be used as an expression of surprise or shock.
"Four-Foot-Snakes my damn computer has crashed again"
"Four-Foot-Snakes my bloody car wont start"
"Oh, Four-Foot-Snakes what the hell have you done that for" ??
by Paul Bowen October 24, 2006
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Canton Foot

The Canton Foot is a type of dance move that originated from Canton, in Cardiff South Wales in 2007/08. The move itself involves lifting one foot off the ground whilst simultaneously and in time with the music, pointing the index finger and middle finger up into the air.

Many have claimed to be the originator of the Canton Foot (Charlotte Church claimed to have started the craze in an interview with OK magazine in 2007), but the most likely candidate is Josh Williams (aka Joseph Williams, aka Dark Horse, aka Black beauty, aka AKA, aka Canton Foot, aka 2 Finga) who, it is said, unleashed the move on November 18th 2007 at the Goscombe Pub, Canton where it is still commonly seem every Friday and Saturday night.
girl 1: look at that boy over there. what is that he's doing???

girl 2:what it is righ... thats the canton foot
by beng@y January 30, 2009
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Sore foot

Having your period. So that you can talk about it without people knowing. It's your own secret word.
Anna: "I have a really sore foot"
Beth: "That sucks"
Andy: "What are you guys talking about?"
Anna and Beth: "A sore foot"
Andy (walking away): "Oh"
by NevaehSmith December 9, 2012
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