Chair Force

The most important part of the Airforce. Where the planning goes on. Where decisions are made.

Before the Airforce can do their work, the Chair Force tells them what to do.

by JB Weld February 21, 2017

Jedi Force Push

When a man is getting a girl from behind, then spits on the girls ass. She then thinks the man has came, when in actuality he cummed in his hand. The man then throws the cum in her face, stating that he is using the force.

"Greg used his jedi force push on me last night"

by Greg Carreras March 10, 2008

Buht Fore

An object that is often lost by a person, and whose misplacement is used to lead another person into a poop joke.

"Hey man have you seen my buht fore?"
"No I haven't.... what's a buht fore?"
"pooping"

by Ballsout!!! January 19, 2010

forcefully

Full of or processing force; exerting force; mighty.

Against the steed he threw His forceful spear. --Dryden.

by ResetBoy Jay. June 7, 2005

Forcefeeding the goose

Colloquial term for masturbation, developed in the wake of the controversy surrounding government bans on the serving of foie gras at restaurants. Animal rights activists have complained that geese are forcefed prior to preparation of the dish, whereas foie gras producers maintain that the geese are treated humanely and experience no discomfort.

Did you see the news story about how the Chicago City Council reversed the ban on serving fois gras?

No man, I was too busy "forcefeeding the goose" myself.

by Sean Christofer May 23, 2008

Forced sex

An act of forcing someone or something to have sex with you.

mary was walking down spooner street at night, it was cold and dark. Suddenly she was pushed to the ground. Having no idea what happened, she tried to get up but someone was holding her down, then the person started ripping her clothes off. His huge cock went in her cunt she screamed but then he put his boxers in her mouth. He pushed his cock so far up it hit her g wall, spraying cum, he pissed inside of her. He slapped her ass and left. Mary just had forced sex

by Sexy_girl_69 June 20, 2017

Air Force

The most powerful and respectable service in the DoD. Often under-appreciated. Someone starts a war and the Air Force are in there before anyone else even knows what's going on. Most powerful because they can drop nukes. You won't see any Marine taking out an entire city in a few seconds. Higher fitness standards than the Navy and Army (have you seen their Basic Training recently?!) and equal to Marines. The Air Force spends more on it's airmen and women each year than any other service, boosting morale and making it more respectable. Each airman and woman is trained to the highest standard, so that they are able to operate and maintain the world's most expensive aircraft and some of the USA's most expensive equipment. The Air Force takes a casual approach to things, and still manages to get the job done better than any sailor, soldier, or Marine. Any pilot in the USAF could fly from the US to Iraq in the morning and make it back before you'd even know they were gone. Contrary to popular opinion among the rest of the services, the Air Force is not a bunch of lazy faggots who sit behind desks pushing pencils. Anytime you're in deep shit, call in the Air Force and have them drop a thousand pounder before you even have time to load your pussy assault rifle. Anyone who thinks the Air Force isn't tough is obviously an asshole because they don't know how hard each airman and woman works. They're fucking awesome. Plus they got the hottest chicks in the services ;)

CALL IN CLOSE AIR SUPPORT AND TAKE THOSE FUCKERS DOWN!

*loud screeching sound, followed by a huge explosion and a glimpse of an F-16*

Face it, the air force is frickin' awesome.

by USAF_falcon January 9, 2011