Florida Fireball

The act of chasing a shot of Fireball with orange juice. (NOT mixing the two)

Pass me the Fireball handle and that bottle of orange juice so I can have myself a Florida Fireball.

by hSak May 19, 2019

Florida surprise

1. The act of finding meth in your car that (clearly) isn't yours during a traffic stop.
2. When you see a redneck get a blowjob in a walmart parking lot.

The cop pulled me over and I fell for the old Florida Surprise

by Theglorius2cm July 5, 2019

Florida Princess

Someone who was born and raised in Florida, is usually upper-middle class, and has warped senses of importance and entitlement derived from a limited worldview. The FP will also typically feel unfulfilled in life and will make it the problem of everyone else around them.

Kelsi's Tinder profile read, "I'm such a beach bum lol. I love my three kids, trucks, God, guns, and Trump. I'm basically a Florida Princess."

by duhimdave July 22, 2019

florida milkshake

When you only poop brown liquid after binge drinking in florida for a week.

Yeah just got back from vacation and can't stop making florida milkshakes.

by nignagriffic January 7, 2020

Florida whiplash

(n.) An event in which a Floridian resident turns too quickly while riding atop an alligator

"Sorry, I can't make it to the game tonight. I got terrible Florida whiplash while doing donuts on Bessie today."

by Wolfofthefallen February 14, 2020

Florida blowjob

When a Burmese Python slithers up your toilet and bites your penis while you're taking a piss.

Jeremiah can't come to work today because he got a Florida blowjob.

by aidenthesnork March 2, 2020

Florida blowjob

Where a snake bites your penis

Oh man I just got the Florida blowjob in when I went in the Everglades today

by Whammu March 2, 2020