find out!

a polite/tease way of telling one that you KNOW something is up.

M walks in the lounge and see that K and L are chatting on the couch.
M: oh my god! you two? find out!

by m. October 1, 2003

IED Finder

An IED Finder is an 88M in the US Army. An 88M is the MOS 'Motor Transport Operator'. The IED Finder is a glorified truck driver in the US Army. Their name is derived from the fact that they are often blown up by IEDs in the war against terror. As such they receive a large enlistment bonus and are spoiled in their AIT resulting in lack of discipline. The IED Finder also tends to be the MOS that recruiters push people with low ASVAB scores or a GED towards.

31B: "Who is that private with a smashed ass beret looking down the barrel of his weapon?"
12B: "Beats me, looks like an IED Finder."

by ixi_wixi December 12, 2009

flandecker

one who flatulates in their own face for the sheer joy of it

John, the landecker, is so apt at giving flanagans that he gives them to himself; therefore he is a flandecker.

by Steverino December 15, 2003

Find the Sex

A game devised purely for leaving bookshops and/or libraries in a horizontal manner.

Head for the chick lit section and flip through the books until you find a particularly steamy sex scene.

This must then be read aloud, preferably at full volume, until the security ejects you from the premises.

First person to find themselves unexpectedly outside wins.

Playing find the sex. I won, so I'm waiting on the others.

by Sekondosis January 22, 2011

fantastic beasts and where to find them

A movie where "Newt" (Eddie Redmayne) wrecks New York by losing his shit (the fantastic beasts). And there were never even any wizards in America anyways! What the hell David Yates.

Did you see Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them? It was... interesting.

by Voiceless Knight December 29, 2016

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by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 11, 2021

Screw Flanders

something...Homer Simpson might say?

meh, I don't feel like writing out an example

by equine_attraction_00 July 27, 2004