fiddle your diddle

When you play with your penis in public

Hey did you just fiddle your diddle at the table!

by GucciFuckBoi June 8, 2018

friend finder

n. A person who tries to hard to make friends and instead scares people off. Also, an annoying or socially clueless person desperately trying and failing to be liked.

Don''t invite Mary to the party! She's a real friend finder - I spent half the night trying to shake her at the last one.

by Lex Sleuthor July 11, 2009

Fiddle Faddle

An old game that little kids played instead of the incest

by larstait October 20, 2003

fingle

To activate a savepoint in a video game, making a sound or triggering an animation to indicate the player can now save or load their progress.

That savepoint is so cute when you fingle it!

by L & J April 9, 2008

fiddler on the roof

The act of having intercourse with a whale's blow-hole.

I paid good money for this whale watch just so I could try out the fiddler on the roof position.

by fsch January 25, 2011

Findling

Sex machine

Man he was a real Findling in the sack last night!

by pufdazza December 16, 2008

Presidential Dick Fiddler

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015