Faux Low

People characterized as being a fake low-life bitch.

Jamie is acting like a faux low because she was talking about kris behind her back.

by jamiehoster May 27, 2022

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Faux-kerchief

The fake, sewn-in handkerchief in the pockets of suits or shirts.

After accidentally spilling his drink on his date, he had to borrow a handkerchief since his rented suit only had a sewn-in faux-kerchief.

by OnceABonehead April 20, 2025

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faux soul

The illusion of spiritual depth and existential meaning engineered by capitalist minions in order to more effectively sell products.

“The Apple Store’s atmosphere is pure faux soul.”

by SalvyZ July 12, 2019

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Code word used for a drug. Means fake but actually real, totally throwing anyone else listening or reading off the trail. Fun because you can just be anywhere openly talking about it or even yell out to a friend to bring you some “FAUX!”

Did you know? Mary Beth’s nickname is faux.

Faux faux faux, merry christmas!

by FreakyFelonFriday February 6, 2021

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Faux Sox

Poseur Boston Red Sox fans, who have been rooting for the team only since 2004 or 2007, but act like they've been lifelong die hards. Normally have no connection whatsoever to the city of Boston. Most are either female and/or college fraternity members. Faux Sox can be easily spotted by their pristine, unbent, perfectly clean Red Sox caps that they pretentiously wear. The male species normally have goattees (as do some of the females).

Fan 1: Did you hear that guy behind us? He just told his friend that they were supposed to stand up for the 6th inning stretch. What a douche.

Fan 2: (turns around; sees frat boy wearing a Red Sox cap) No wonder. He's a Faux Sox. He doesn't know shit about baseball.

by BostonRedSux October 13, 2009

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