When your butt itches and you have a stored up fart, you violently squeeze the fart out in such a turbulent fashion that the itch was instantly eliminated, thus killing two birds with one stone.
by tootmaster9001 December 15, 2019
Get the Fart Scratchmug. A fart sommelier (pronounced /sʌməlˈjeɪ/, French pronunciation: sɔməlje), or fart steward, is a trained and knowledgeable fart professional, commonly working in fine restaurants, who specializes in all aspects of farts. This individual can smell and identify all aspects of a fart including beverage and food consumption, length of time "brewing", and identify certain digestional defects.
I am a fart sommelier. I smell a hint of sharp cheddar cheese with a taste of freshly squeezed orange juice, also a small sample of stomache cancer in your fart.
by allupinya4040 August 31, 2010
Get the fart sommeliermug. An après fart happens when a person farts and will stand there
with a warm drink in their hand appreciating the after affects of their fart on other people in the room.
with a warm drink in their hand appreciating the after affects of their fart on other people in the room.
Stan stood there drinking his tea with a glow of satisfaction whilst others in the room choked on his fart. He raised his mug of tea to the other people enjoying the après fart.
by indybob November 21, 2011
Get the Après fartmug. by raivenwasnthere January 9, 2021
Get the do it fartmug. by Louis Prothero December 15, 2008
Get the Clam Fartmug. by hoziwan August 20, 2009
Get the stunt fartmug. The type of annoying muffler found on many pos compact cars today. Often capable of setting off car alarms and deafening infants. Most pitiful sounding on cars with automatic transmission.
by dieselpower May 28, 2006
Get the fart canmug.