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fap train

Like a train where you see the carriages one after another. A fap train is masturbating again and again and again.
I hurt more than after a 5 hour fap train.
by SexyPanda17 November 28, 2012
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fap sack

A fap sack is a homemade masturbation device that consists of two materials, those being a zip-lock sandwich baggie and lotion of the user's preference. Another requirement to use this device is that one must have a bed with a mattress and box springs. To use it, the user simply deposits a generous portion of his favorite lotion into the baggie, seals the baggie and spreads the lotion on the inside of it, and inserts the baggie between the box springs and mattress of his bed with the zip side visible. Lastly, the user then inserts his penis into the baggie and thrusts himself in and out of the baggie until climax.
Josh: "Dude, I just found a used fap sack in Brandon's bathroom that he forgot to throw away..."
Nathan: "Aw, sick!"
by Hobo with a shotgun December 18, 2012
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flab fapping

when you stretch your stomache fat down to your penis and you masturbate with your "flab"
mom: son what are you doing?
son: nothing!
mom: whats that noise, are you fapping?
son: no im flab fapping!
by zachisaG August 26, 2013
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Mic Fapping

The noise created when one adjusts his or her headset on an online chat session.
GMUNEEEEEEEEEEEE: Who the hell is mic fapping?

Enviousbasterd: Sorry, bro. My headset was falling off.

Admiral 1 Bar: Mine too, Brah!
by enviousbasterd August 3, 2011
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fap tribute

A fap tribute is a video or compilation of sexually arousing images or clips of a specific celebrity/public figure.
"Hey man, I just watched a SSSniperwolf fap tribute. Want the link?"
by Sapphire05 February 2, 2023
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fap music

1. Music that you listen to while masturbating.
2. Good music.
I'm feeling horny, put on some fap music!
by MagyarGoblin February 20, 2023
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fap shirt

a fap shirt is when you ejaculate inside a shirt and iron it then removing the hardened cum and sending it to your grandmother.
oh my grandson remembered about the fap shirt
by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018
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