Falcon Punch Porn (FaP)

Porn that features the male punching their partner in the gut while yelling "FALCON PUNCH" immediately after orgasming inside their partner in any way.

I totally FaP'ed that chick last night -- she started gagging and freaking out all over the place.

I watched some Falcon Punch Porn (FaP) the other day... it was sick and the chick kept throwing up.

by Shadow and Tristan December 20, 2009

Falcon Punch

A punch where someone leans far back and makes a fist away from his target while the opposite hand points a finger. He then throws the fist forward hard and keeps his head down as if staring at the ground with his opposite hand pointing back. This was made famous by Captain Falcon so often times a flaming bird will appear with you.

The two guys were head to head until one of then threw a falcon punch... that ended the fight...

by g0stf1ngr May 2, 2010

Faloon

1. used to describe a deformed person
2. a test tube baby
3. a baboon-like person
4. an idiot

"whoa that dude is hideous man!" - dude 1
"be easy on him, he's a faloon" - dude 2

by Thomas Ergo August 19, 2008

Brian Fallon

The lead singer of the Gaslight Anthem who thinks he is the next Bruce Springsteen. He got the name "Gaslight" because Bruce used to play his gigs at the gaslight club. He is always talking about Springsteen in his interviews, plays a telecaster, and emulates bruce and it's really annoying...Their both douchebags in my opinion..His songs are good, but he's like The Game (rapper) because he is always name dropping or stealing lines from previous artists' songs. His mouth is really tiny and he needs braces...he tends to sit cross legged while playing acoustic guitar and wears tight pants and vans slip on shoes with no socks. He also wears the same hats springsteen wore in the 70s and flannel shirts. Nonetheless, he's got great talent and will go far with his band if they stay punk rock if their next album becomes pop then they will lose a ton of fans especially here in Jersey. Hopefully Brian won't be a sell out like his idol. My cousin knows Benny and that cat is awesome. Check out Spiro Agnew on myspace.

brian fallon

by RedBankJohn February 9, 2010

Falcon

A football hits someone on the head

Kyle got Falconed by David in the Soccer Match

by fhawk October 16, 2006

Aluminum Falcon

The Aluminum Falcon is when a man uses common or household aluminum foil to create an 'on-the-spot' condom. The aluminum foil acts as a physical barrier between the 'man mixture' and the poon.

the art of aluminum falconry is judged upon: Contraceptive ability, Comfort, Sexual pleasure and disposability of human (doesnt have to be) jizz.

Often used in situations where the couple is so horny that they absolutely must have sex in their kitchen.

The plastic falcon places plastic wrap in place of foil. Plastic wrap may substitute foil. But is undesirable because of the chance of it falling off.

The name derives from the "falcon" being a euphemism for a males member and the "aluminum" for obvious reasons.

Person 1: "Damn, last night Katie was so horny she insisted on doing it on the dishwasher,"
Person 2: "You use protection?"
Person 1: "Well... yeah, i didn't have any condoms so i wrapped my junk in foil;"
Person 2: "Wow. What like an Aluminum Falcon?"
Person 1: "yeah"
*high five and gain respect for each other*

by RUFF SECKS January 10, 2010

O'Fallon

1. noun: General term describing someone of partial Irish decent who enjoys giving women (that don't actually want to date him) bruises. Typically the O'Fallon can convince any woman with low self-esteem that they should have sex with him, simply because they they are too afraid to say no. An O'Fallon usually has sex lasting no longer than 11 minutes. This is beneficial to the O'Fallon, since it never sees only one woman at a time. After sex, the O'Fallon's catch phrase is usually "This just isn't a good day for me."

Did you hear that O'Fallon is an abusive, misogynistic, dick head?

by wHATEver77 February 19, 2011