fail phone

when you buy a cell phone that does not get any bars where you live.

idiot: WOO! i gotz a new phone from sprint!!!
guy who doesn't care: where do you live?
idiot: uh, Washougal?
GWDC: dude, that's a fail phone, stupid.
idiot: ... shut up.

by Spaz De Kat July 15, 2009

trust fail

A poorly executed trust fall, i.e. you do not catch the person who is dropping back in to your arms.

Kendall was all set with this team building exercise until Barry was gabbing to Corbin and not paying attention, resulting in Kendall falling back to not get caught by Barry - trust fail.

by the comand'r June 4, 2015

Fail Sauce

If you could take all the failure of man kind and grind them all up into a paste, that would be fail sauce.

Zomg she is such fail sauce.

by WeinerSnitzel November 1, 2008

epic fail

A failure of cosmic scales. Could be used to express how pathetic someone is.

-Wow this Geril guy is such an epic fail.
-Hell he is.

by Puretruthbro December 17, 2008

Epic Fail

A fail that is so extreme, that it is found amusing by other people.

"What are you doing here?" Man asks wife at brothel.


Epic Fail

by benderbeast February 15, 2009

Status fail

When a facebook status has no comments or likes. The poster is likely to delete the status in order to salvage some pride

Loser kid gee i hate cold weather.
Mon 19:32
....
Random kid:
status fail
2 seconds ago

by jakethesnake47 April 21, 2010

Genius Fail

When your listening to an iTunes genius playlist and you wondering how the hell "that" song got included in it?!?

iTunes genius playlist set from "Green Day - American Idiot" and "Bruce Springsteen - Working on a Dream" follows it. WTF? Apple you're very clever but that was Genius FAIL.

by Raggameister March 30, 2010