fake emos

individuals who say their bisexual, pretend to like anime, and say they love astronomy when they don’t even know shit about it

fake emo: ugh I love astronomy, did u know Jupiter is the biggest planet?

me: people like you are such fake emos, get a job.

by TheWeirdBoi July 20, 2018

fake dick trick

when you unzip your fly, put your hand down your pants, and stick your finger out of your fly...so your finger resembles a dick.

My friend pulled a fake dick trick at the bar last night.

by off the walls May 7, 2009

Fake Person

A fake person is someone who will do at least two of the following:
1) Talk behind your or someone else's back
2) Act like their something they're really not to be liked (a Poser)
3) Try to be relatable
4) Pretend to be friends with someone just to use them

Yeah, Lindsey is such a fake person. I can not believe she talked behind Taylor's back like that.

by Joey McDade June 6, 2018

fake woo

twitch.tv/silky

term used for people who are not part of the "woo" gang, but think they are (the floss 💫)

a woo member: "word to my dead, that jerry guy really a bitch, why he think he down with the set"
fellow woo member: "facts cig, he must be a fake woo"

Sanctioned Woo Member, Tdott 👿: "Yo BOY stop jaccin our shit u not from da hood don't make me address this shit again"
Fake Woo Member, Silky 🐬: "Stars in the AMG, Big WOO shit"

by Netbanger January 19, 2022

fake bake

when bitches go to tanning salons to get thier tans, because they cant move their lazy asses outside and get a real one

Lorry: did you see that girl?
Bob: the one with the fake bake?

by you do not know me..... May 3, 2003

fake

Something that isn't real, even if you want it to be real through wishful thinking.

Lindsay Lohan's boobs are totally fake.

by jenilee January 22, 2005

Fake Date

the person you asked to go out interseted in the event (e.g Cinema, movies, fun fair, circus etc) and is not interseted in you.

Chris- "hey tasha, you wanna go out with me?"

Tasha- "err, no."

Chris- "i got tickets to go watch Kung fu panda"

Tasha- "i love kung fu panda! il see you at the cinema"

Doc- "Man Chris, shes not interested in you, shes interested in the movie, you got yourself a fake date!"

by atchaboi August 1, 2008