Church pussy

A cat that is adopted after a church service.

I love my church pussy so much.

Church pussy is so soft and beautiful.

by Leighgue September 20, 2017

God Church

A shitty sentence Jake Paul made up just for his stupid ass song.

#Logang4life

" hey bro have you boughten any god churches"
" bro, what the heak is that?"

"Its just some stupid thingas that Jake Pual mad up for no reason. Stupid right?!"

"Yrah definitley stupid!"

by HeyitssomebodywhohatesJakePaul October 21, 2017

God Church

A stupid line used by Jake Paul in "Its everyday bro".

I drop some merchandise and it's selling like a god church"

by Jefferson The III October 30, 2017

thot church

Thot church is where a bunch of thots speak upon there lives as thots An blame there lives on niggas .❤️

Mom I have to go to thot church

by Anibel September 12, 2017

Church Chub

Getting an erection while inside a church

"dude i got a huge church chub when Lisa got up to sing at morning service"

by dealsnik May 30, 2012

Church Mousing

When you and your partner are having risky sex as quite as a church mouse, due to family or others being in the close by vicinity

“They’ve been upstairs for a while”
“Yea, they’re probably up there church mousing”

by Loose bits February 22, 2023

God Church

A cancerous term used by a cancerous Jake Paul that needs to get his ass shipped out of this Earth.
Also KSI is going to beat Logan’s ass on August 25th. Anyone that dislikes this is a egotistical brainwashed 10 year olds that needs to understand that they watch two cunty’s make videos everyday.

Go watch YouTubers that actually care about their audience, both of the Paul brothers are assholes. I feel bad for you for wanting to watch that stuff. I’ll pray for you, because that is seriously not normal.

I love Jake and Logan paul they are the most sincere people on youtube and have some really good content, and their channel really motivated me to go to a God Church every Sunday. —BrainwashedDabOnThemHaters

JakePaulAndLoganPaulFuckingSuck

by crxpplxng depressxon May 11, 2018