The kind of family that looks perfect on the outside but you dont wanna know what its rlly like. Look up Dollhouse by Melodie Martinez. Read the lyrics and you'll understand.
by Dictionaryuser09 December 07, 2020
where the 8th grade girls eat glurt, the boys are all secretly gay, the teachers are socially awkward, and the lunch tastes like ass
someone: do you go to holy family?
someone else who go to holy family: yessssurrr
someone: ur gay asf prob
someone else who go to holy family: yessssurrr
someone: ur gay asf prob
by sup lol December 24, 2019
The tasty family is a brotherhoood in which big tasty is the GOAT. And the other brothers (which follow in ranking) little tasty, big tasty jr., medium tasty and miniature tasty.
by Big tasty jr. February 23, 2017
by Freddie K. October 20, 2015
Family card is when your parents or grandparents clams that you future husband or wife will leave you cause your bad at work or cooking and that amusing that you will have a family or not.
Tokiko “ sigh “ my mom pull out the family card by assuming that I’m going to have a husband in the future who going to divorce me, alll because I was bad at laundry and I told I was going to be asexual.”
Friend” oh I’m sorry “
Friend” oh I’m sorry “
by Tokiko Tsuji January 12, 2020
Dude, I was over this girl's huge Fourth of July party, after a few drinks, a total family barbeque broke out! I had ketchup all over me!
by Pienipples May 30, 2011
The darkest family on the internet!
Friend: “hey you wanna hangout tonight?”
Me: “no thanks I’m going to be hanging out with Crazy M and the rest of the darkest family!”
Me: “no thanks I’m going to be hanging out with Crazy M and the rest of the darkest family!”
by Darkestfamilyharley March 16, 2018