Special Erection

When a Japanese guy with Downs Syndrome gets a stiffy.

I know this guy from Japan with Downs that gets hard ons at the drop a hat. Now that’s what I call a Special Erection.

by Goosey Goose August 23, 2020

tit erection

when you can screw someone with your tit

It's ok, tit erections only happen to sumair when he has to queef which makes his taint flap.

by not sumair March 6, 2004

Erectionary

An erection experienced while reading a dictionary.

Dude, page 578 gave me a massive erectionary

by Lazy_Quitter January 7, 2011

business erection

the arousal you get from landing a big business deal, new client, or a big sale that makes you want to go home and bang your spouse or significant other.

I got a business erection after that meeting with XYZ Corp where they gave me a huge contract and went home and banged my wife in the kitchen.

by besterling September 16, 2011

Errectial Disfunction Monkeys

Is another way of saying you or someone is suffering from errectial disfunction!

Guy 1: dude did you hear about LaBraunda?
Guy2: Yeah, i heard he has errectial disfunction monkeys!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

Erection Protection

When someone is cock blocked, but is very thankful for it.

I was so blasted last night. I was about to hook up with this really ugly chick. Fortunately, i got erection protection from a loyal friend

by HyperAjax August 8, 2009

election

something that just had the stupidest shit ever happen on it

and so senator kerry has conceded form the election

Joe: FUUUUCK!

by Joe November 3, 2004