Elijah

The sole reason abortion exists

Elijah is an accident

by anonymous April 4, 2023

An Elijah

An item belonging to somebody named Elijah

“The car with baby shit colored paint was an Elijah

by Harry Balls Man May 3, 2023

Elijah

The most gorgeous, wonderful guy you could ever lay eyes on. He's different, out of the ordinary, special. His smile makes all the hipster girls go weak at the knees. Elijah's are usually short, but make up for it with their huge dicks. With his wonderfully smooth, hilarious personality it's impossible to dislike Elijah. Absolutely nothing can get in his way. He want's to stand out. He's not even aware of the swooning chicks that are desperately waiting for him to give them one of his looks. He's independent. Beautiful. Perfection.

"Hey... Is that Elijah riding his bike?"
"Oh my god, it is! Man, I wish he would notice me."

"I think I'm in love with Elijah."

by Elijah's secret gf November 20, 2023

Elijah

He Loves big booty bitches, Also like to fuck them to

👀Elijah Sees Gyatt so he say gyatt

by Booomshacklaks November 20, 2023

Elijah

Retarted

Elijah is retarted

by Malik Jonson November 20, 2023

Elijah

Elijah is a wonderful guy. Crazy smart and funny. Morr of a jack of all trades. He loves the outdoors and his girlfriend. He is more of a people pleaser than anything. Takes on leadership like no one else. Elijah is also a biblical name and he takes great pride in knowing that he is named after a prophet of God. Elijah is an amazing actor and likes to be the center of attention. All in all Elijah is a wonderful person

Bob: Who's that wonderful guy who's helping pick up trash?
Joe: Oh that's Elijah.

by Cbumstan68419 November 21, 2023

Elijah

Thug ass nigga

Person: Damn there go Elijah that fucking thug

by shaq oatmeal November 21, 2023