Eskimo-Mother

Woman who is common to a set of eskimo brothers. Whenever she opens her legs, a new eskimo brother is born!

Guy 1: "Hey, I saw our Eskimo-Mother the other day!"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah? Is she still not wearing panties on days that end with Y?"
Guy 1: "You know it!"

by DangLang July 8, 2010

Eskimo punch

When making out, the collision between the two kissers noses. Often occurs when both people decide to change which angle at which they are kissing.

It was getting hot and heavy when she eskimo punched me.

by Bertastic July 26, 2010

Gangsta Eskimo

a person clad in gangsta styled clothing with a lot of fur

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"that fmf hoodie is gangsta eskimo"

by Stevo87 December 27, 2008

Eskimo Cousins

When two men both share that have both made out with the same girl. It can be an enjoyable endearing term.

Similar to Eskimo Brothers

"You made out with Jen too?!"
"That makes us Eskimo Cousins!"
(High-five takes place)

by Trogdaft November 13, 2009

eskihoe

One who originates or has lived in Alaska, while at the same time being a whore, hoe, and/or jerk-off. Well known for horny nature and natural ability to abandon others.

Bryan, the Alaskan turned New Yorker, is a dirty eskihoe.

by Conneticutioner September 7, 2005

Eskimo ass pie

Humorous slang reference to any wad of frozen human feces most likely found outside during freezing cold weather in some area in the wilderness where someone took a shit. A play on the name of that tasty ice cream bar we all know and love.

Damn, while we were in the Canadian wilderness, Mark was getting his ass pwned in that awesome snowball fight until he found an Eskimo ass pie while he was down on the ground and splatted Frank in the face with it as Frank moved in to finish Mark off! Man, Mark was such a sick fuck to do that, but at least Frank got what he deserved and was made the laughing stock of the entire camp.

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Mark H. Providing UD definitions for a snowy day since February 2004.

by Mark H November 3, 2006

Eskimo Pie

When you have a blumpkin and before you nut, you stand up grab your own feces you lay it across your partners forehead and slap it with your junk until you bust a nut.

Dude, that chick last night totally loved her Eskimo Pie i gave her!

by Ninjalord November 8, 2009