St Elmo’s Fire

A painful itching and burning STD usually contracted from a now catholic priest Elmo.

Bert felt anger and betrayal as the dr explained that Ernie was suffering from a bad case of St Elmo’s fire

At one time you could only get St Elmo’s fire in a dark alley off of Sesame Street but now there is a large outbreak at church camp.

by Admiral blue balls August 29, 2022

Trigger me Elmo

The world's first race detecting toy. He should also have the ability to say certain words.

this is an example of how Trigger me Elmo is the world's first race detecting toy;\
*looks into elmo's chicken eyes*
Elmo - "You're black, and I'm about to say the n word"

by Cursed YT January 13, 2021

elmo

when a man puts his elbow in a woman's vagina till she moans.

Yea he gave me that Elmo last night!

by DoperthanDope December 13, 2009

elmers mayo

elmers mayo is the combination of a slug trail and elmers glue which is left to sit for a night. after a night of mixing, it is quite a delicate salad dressing which many natives of ridgewood and saddle river frequently enjoy. it is revered as more prestegous than caviar and more sophisticated than tea and crumpets, plus its got lots of protein so its good for your muscles too!

adrian:i want a salad
isabelle: no wait! lets make elmers mayo dressing
adrian: good plan
*20 minutes later*
isabelle:i'm tired lets go to bed for the night
*the next day*
adrian: this is by far the best salad i've ever tasted! it must be this incredible dressing!

by Mr. and Mrs. the shit June 22, 2006

elmored

committed an elmore or generall fucked things up

Dubya elmored Iraq and New Orleans

by Powerballs October 27, 2007

Elmont

Small town that gets a lot of people from Queens over since they are bordering each other. You'll be seeing a few robberies locally on a week to week basis. Very diverse neighborhood with many minorities. Schools are the worst, and the people are arrogant.

Dude from queens: Where you from dog?

Dude from Elmont: Elmont

by Aaris78 January 14, 2021

elmo

In No Limit Texas Hold'em, to get Elmo'd is to get all of your chips in with KK and get called by someone who has AA and lose the hand.

I was all-in with KK, but got Elmo'd by seat 4.

by Torch02 July 27, 2005