dick depression

Being emotionally conflicted because of the lack of dick or sexual activity, can affect social and academic life.

I didnt bother doing my homework last night because of my dick depression.

by Sandy squarepants October 3, 2017

Dick Sick

When the dick is so good that your mind literally cannot function normally for several days to weeks after intercourse. symptoms include blushed cheeks, muddled thoughts, poor decisions are guaranteed. moments of complete brain fog and daydreaming of said dick replaces all logical thought.

Bitch can't hold a thought, but she can hold that cock. why cause shes dick sick

by Naudia Sullivan May 14, 2019

Dick Wheel

Acting like a dick at a perpetual and constantly cyclical rate.

Goofus:...So bro, I try to zip up my pants and I trip over her middle school diploma rolled up on the floor and then her dad busts in the room acting like someone broke into the place. So I wipe my dick off on the drapes and tuck myself into my pants and ask him what the bummer was!? He was completely harshing our mellow! I had to try and settle him down, letting him know how uncool it was to cockblock his own daughter, but he wasn't having it and said I had to leave! He kept on saying how he recognized me from his 20 year high school reunion and all this old dude shit. This went on for about an hour and he was just acting like a complete dick bro, like it just went in circles on and on and on. Like, its as if his dicky-ness were spokes on a bike wheel. And instead of bike spokes they were dicks. Like a wagon-wheel but like a Dick Wheel bro. You feel me?

Gallant: ...it takes everything in me to not call your Parole Officer on an hourly basis

by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 26, 2020

Bro dick fetish

When one heterosexual guy talks about his heterosexual friend's penis so much that it borderlines becoming an obsession.

I know Brandon is hung, but Joey wont stop talking about his dick. He totally has a bro dick fetish.

by Rj Brosshart June 8, 2011

my dick is getting fucking hard

a feeling, when you watching porn

My dick is getting fucking hard when I watch Kyler Quinn's pussy slammed by BBC

by dildo777 December 29, 2020

Five Finger Dick Punch

A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.

When Jimmy got hit by my Five Finger Dick Punch his left nut disappeared into his stomach.

by Five Finger Dick Punch May 31, 2016

dick basket

1. A derogatory term referring to a person who is rude, pretentious, annoying or of low intelligence. Considered to be similar to, but more insulting than calling someone a dick. One whom is worse than a dick, and is therefore a whole bushel basket of cock, or an ornamental ribboned care package of penis that is decorated with baby's breath and glitter.

2. A situation that is considered to be adverse, difficult or unlucky.

1. That guy is a real dick basket.

2 a. I got fired today. Man, this is a dick basket if I have ever seen one.
2 b.Dude, I wouldn't do that. You might be opening up a dick basket with that one.

by Brian Callaghan October 28, 2007