drunk dial 

the best way to tell the chick you are infatuated with that you want to sleep with her in the near future. it is often helped if the number of beers your mates have drunk is also quite high and they are very perswasive

billy: im not sure if i should tell jane how i feel about her
bob: go for it dude, what can go wrong?
billy: ive had 6 beers in the last hour i dunno
bob: nah man, you gotta tell her sometime, i will help you out
billy: yeah alright, wheres my phone, time to drunk dial jane

drunk dial by super billy bob October 24, 2006

Drunk Knocking

V. The act of knocking on your neighbors doors in the middle of the night when you are completely drunk off your ass and not remembering anything.

PMase got arrested last night when went drunk knocking in his neighborhood and tried to teabag old Mr. Folger. Luckily Mr. Folger didn't have his dentures in.

Drunk Knocking by Peeno Schneiderman September 11, 2006

Drunk Spacing 

The Myspace equivalent of "Drunk Calling."
Typically involves comments left on friend's spaces that would never be made unless under the influence of alcohol. May or may not include notions of love or gayness.

Friend #1 "Whoa, did you know that Bob wanted you man?"

Friend #2 "Nah, he doesn't really think I have a sweet muffin ass, I think he was just Drunk Spacing"

Drunk Spacing by amoeba9 December 27, 2008

drunk bar 

That bar next to the toilet that some use to hang towels on, but most use to hold onto when drunk to steady themselves while pissing/barfing

yo dont put your towel on the drunk bar, i need that later

drunk bar by PROFESSOR BRO July 2, 2009

Drunk Girl Karate

When a girl who's BAC level reaches too high, she becomes unstable. This may result in a serious of furious attacks of unknown reason. The motions of the attack are generally misguided flailing of hands in the air and occasional kicking. This is known as Drunk Girl Karate.

Guy1: Dude, Kritstin got so drunk last night, she attacked John for no reason!

Guy2: Totally whipped out some drunk girl karate on his ass.

Drunk Girl Karate by Sharkman311 September 23, 2009

Drunk Bomb 

The art of drunk texting someone with words of nonsense very similar to a drunk dial.

Sarah- i just got a text from Dirk that said "I jtste codc all ocioer yup."

Nancy- awwwww girl you got drunk bombed.

Drunk Bomb by YaYaYaDig? February 10, 2010

drunk file 

When you file taxes while drunk(or otherwise incapacitated). Usually accompanied by errors in math, mailing them to the wrong address or even passing out while filing and getting your taxes full of drool. May result in an audit.

Dude, i totally sent my taxes to cananda, im such a dummy for drunk fileng.

drunk file by peteycrack April 8, 2010