A Doozan is a fisherman who lies about the size of his catch for clout. Named after Captain Matt Doozan of Powderhorn Charters in Holland Michigan.
Did you hear about that 47" salmon caught in Holland?
I saw the pics, It was only 43", a typical doozan if you ask me!
I saw the pics, It was only 43", a typical doozan if you ask me!
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Also, a doozie doesn’t really know how to act up when someone is obviously flirting with him. Like he’ll just sit there and blush, maybe rub her thigh a little but that’s all.
Also, a doozie doesn’t really know how to act up when someone is obviously flirting with him. Like he’ll just sit there and blush, maybe rub her thigh a little but that’s all.
Nick: “hey, I can go out on Tuesday”
Tammy: “okayy”
Nick: “that good?”
-left on read-
Tammy (to herself): “what a doozie”
Tammy: “okayy”
Nick: “that good?”
-left on read-
Tammy (to herself): “what a doozie”
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