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douchebucketry

The state of being a douchebucket, that is, a douche of such a high order that a bucket, rather than a bag, is required to contain all the douching fluids.
"Dude, that guys behavior was the height of douchebucketry. What a dick!"
by mommamommamomma June 12, 2009
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Douchehack

A person in a position of respect or even authority that acutally knows absolutely nothing, is illiterate, incapable of basic problem-solving, and just collects a salary.
Frat boys that drink their way through ivy league and graduate with the vocabulary of a 3rd grader, and go on to assume a position in municipal government. George Bush is a good example of a douchehack.
by stunnedsilence December 29, 2009
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douchebacle

A debacle that is created by someone known for being a douche bag... hence a douchebacle.
Once Fred showed up, the whole event became a douchebacle.
by Warm Saggy Balls October 11, 2016
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Douchebagernaught

A lame way to call someone a douchebag, usually used by those who cannot complete full sentences and cannot think creatively on their own.
That dude just called me a Douchebagernaught, what a douche!
by PBB GCC December 4, 2010
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douchebagarino

A spoiled man. Most often characterized as ignorant, arrogant, obnoxious, rude and self-absorbed.
Tony: Look at this douchebagarino; Driving a Dodge Mega-Cab, with lifted suspension / 20" rims and no mud flaps; Weaving in-and-out of traffic, belching black smoke, while yelling into his iPhone.

Vinny: Yeah, he just cut-off little Miss Douchebagarina, in that Prius!
by H.A.D.E. November 7, 2010
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douchebag

exactly like a douche or a douche bag, they irritate my vagina. dont want them even close to it.
Douchebag, she not flirting with others to make you jealous.
by Now March 18, 2012
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douchebag

Nick Bilton, whose March 10 article in the New York Times managed to explain how to be a digital/electronic douchebag for the audience of the New York Times.
Nick Bilton, of the New York Times, is such an utter douchebag that, in a section of the country and a social class noted for its production of douchebags, he is an instructor of others in how to extend douchebaggery to the digital realm.
by old lang guy March 20, 2013
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