doobie

getting your penis sucked by a hot girl.

That girl just gave me doobie!!!
I want some doobie!
Damn im not going home until i get me some doobie.

by Doobster89 April 14, 2010

doofington

the evolution of a doof is a doofington which means an ultimate doof

You are such a doofington

by doofington June 10, 2018

Doofin'

Acting extremely stupid. On some dumb shit .

Don: Wait, what's the thing that stops the car called?

Alex: Nigga, you doofin'!

by 5W00GY January 22, 2019

doobiefrank

Someone who is a bit of an idiot on occasion. They can be intellegent most of the time, but once in a blue moon the will do something so clueless that you can't understand how they ever got that job or into that school.

"Crystal got 2400 on the SAT's, but she still has no idea that fish need water to breathe..."
"Damn, she's a doobiefrank, ain't she?"
"Yea man, your telling me."

by Phillipson December 9, 2007

Doof-a-Loof

A dope. Someone who is so dumb.

Jacqueline Kelly is such a Doof-a-Loof

by Bedross May 7, 2011

Doobie noobie

One who is new at rolling marijuana cigarettes.

That is a shitty joint, Doobie Noobie!

by Crustifer Meat-haphy May 19, 2013

doofatchet

Appalacian slang for vagina, often used by the elderly.

Granny said I have to take care of my doofatchet.

Daddy said leave my doofatchet alone!!!!

by fanatic pup May 2, 2014