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space-docking 

space⋅dock⋅ing speys-dok-ing

–noun
1. the act of two spacecraft joining together.

2. the act of a person or inserting feces into the vagina of another female person.

3. the act of a person or animal defecating into the ass or vagina of another person or animal, the recipient of which then excretes the feces they just received back into the donor anus, this cycle usually continues until someone is sexually gratified.
Yes in the Aristocrats movie a comedy writer explains that space-docking is where you take a shit in a girl's pussy...however I believe there is a more accurate description...
"Okay, obviously there's a bit of confusion here, after reading the video and comments. "Docking" is when a man rolls his foreskin over another man's penis. Using a frozen shit (usually in a condom) as a dildo is an Alaskan Pipeline. Space-docking is when one person shits in to another person's ass and they pass the shit back and forth between each other, shitting it in to each others' asses. Kind of like Lady and the Tramp, but only with shit instead of spaghetti."
-petrofang
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A made up word that can mean anything. No seriously, it originated from sailors (not pirates) that are totally pimp, and when someone asks, "Hey, what's up sailor?" in a weird voice, the reply would be "I'm docken." Which means it's going good.

It's sort of like how people say, "What's up, dawg?" and the reply is "Chillin'" or something like that. You can use it even if your ship isn't docked or anchored.

The coolest part about all of this is that you don't even have to be a sailor to use this word. Everyone can use it! Ninjas, Space Aliens, Illegal Aliens, Legal Aliens, Ninja Assassin's, Homies, Bros and even Super Mario!
LONG EXAMPLE:

Jason: Hey Erin, how's you day going?

Erin: It's docken. How about yours, you sick twisted sailor?

Jason: It's pretty dang freezin.

Erin: Wow, you've just used a term that's interchangeable with chill!

Jason: I believe I have. Since I am such a docken man, we shall proceed to sail, dancing and singing to the song I'm on a boat!

Erin: Oh yeah!

SHORT EXAMPLE:

Dokken is the sailor version of chill, except you don't have to be a sailor to use it.
Docken by Ninja J November 25, 2009
Related Words

Docked Down 

“Yo Charlie why were you gone for 15 minutes at the beach party?”

“Oh, I got Docked Down by Jake.”
Docked Down by ETHAN_JÆDA August 3, 2020
They go out in the water.
The ability of docks is disbelieved by my ex-girlfriend.
Docks by Arcane Cossack May 21, 2004
to be removed/eliminated from or no longer able to hangout/associate with a group of friends, people, a "crew", ect. Usually because youve done somthing stupid.
George - "We all fucking hate Dom."
Carl - "I know"
Dom - "Wana hangout guys?"
George - "No Dom, you've been docked."
docked by RachRunzYou March 24, 2008

Dry Docking

"Hey Steve, I think I'm gonna try dry docking Sarah tonight!!!"
"You dirty bastard."

Docking Station 

When a male lines his anus up with a woman's vagina and shits in her. It may be necessary to get a 'turtle head' before attempting this procedure to ensure the maximum deposit.
After eating a heaty meal Stan felt the need to give his woman a large docking station before taking her doggy style.
Docking Station by Klarsh March 14, 2009