pearl diving

after a guy cums in a girl, he, or an outside party, proceeds to go down on her and retrieve the pearls to display on her beach community.

I heard you went pearl diving with Jon and his girlfriend last night.

by desro February 26, 2008

dip diving

The act of placing a dip of chewing tobacco into ones butthole, then proceeding to take it out with your tongue and returning it into your partners lip to be enjoyed.

Greg: I shouldn't have eaten taco bell before we went dip diving.

Tyler: That's okay, it was still rrrreally fun!

by G-Slam2 October 8, 2008

Desk Diving

The action performed by a person, usually an on-site IT technician, of installing or disconnecting cables for a desktop personal computer.

I've been desk diving all morning. I had four PCs to install.

by Bosco56 December 18, 2009

dumpster diving

The process of going down or eating out a woman's vagina. The vagina represents a dumpster with the individual performing the act thus representing a person(possibly a hobo or a trashman) getting trash out of the dumpster.

Jimmy got really drunk at that party and totally ended up going dumpster diving on Laura; she was quite ripe.

by dhme September 4, 2009

helmet diving

The act of inserting one's penile helmet or the helmet of one's penis into the vaginal canal of a woman

Bobby and Gina decided it was a great time to go helmet diving.

by JGammizle February 20, 2011

Muff-Diving

Searching for a fat girl's vagina to initiate intercouse while layers and layers of blubbery lard get in your way. Thus making a diving maneuver completely necessary.

Guy 1: "Yeah, dude, I totally fucked ____ last night."
Guy 2: "Isn't she like 200 pounds though?"
Guy 1: "Yeah. I was totally muff-diving but it was worth it."

by Cam_bush13 June 19, 2017

Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving

Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving is when, after taking an enormous shit, you pre-emptively stick your hand down in the toilet water and break up the gigantic turd BEFORE you flush, therefore avoiding an embarrasing overflow situation. Suffice to say, some prepartion is necessary. (If the situation around Uranus requires you to wipe immediately, just "stage" the used toilet paper (TP) on the edge of the bowl and flush them AFTER the crisis has resolved itself. Otherwise, wipe later. 1) Wad up a bunch of TP ahead of time, to be used to clean off your shit-stained finger tips after you've done the deed. 2) Pull your pants half-way up, just in case there is a flood. 3) DIVE!, DIVE!, DIVE! Stick that hand right down in there and start breaking that turd up. Don't be afraid to overdo it. 4) DON'T WIPE YOUR FINGERS OFF YET! Use your clean hand to flush, then quickly cross your fingers for good luck. 5) If all goes well, you've successfully dropped the Cosby Kids off at the pool. Congratulations! If it didn't work, skip Step 6 and proceed immediately to Step 7. 6) Use your pre-saved wad of TP to clean your fingers off, then drop the used TP in the bowl. Proceed to wipe your butt (or if you've pre-wiped, tap in the used TP) and drop the TP in the (now) nearly empty bowl. Whew! 7) If the poop break up did not work (or you were too pussy to do it!), quickly hobble out of the stall to the next stall and finish your paperwork there. Act innocent.

Ollie: Well, Stan, that was a delightful and quite filling meal. Now, if you'll just excuse me for a moment.

Stan: Don't forget about Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving! (smiles sheepishly and scratches top of head).

Ollie: Indeed.

by The Sage Advice Man August 12, 2012