Distance Distortion Factor (DDF)

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008

Disturbing Tha Peace

Ludacris' record label.

Lineup includes:
Shawnna
I-20
Lil' Fate
Tity Boi
Shareefa
Field Mob
Playaz Circle
Norfclk
Ludacris

Former home of Chingy.

They have two compilations:
Golden Grain
Ludacris Presents...

Also known as DTP.

Shawnna is the first lady of Disturbing Tha Peace!

by Pomegranate July 4, 2006

Distance

the difficult, but important, period of time after a breakup were the two involved do not have contact in an attempt to regain a sense of themselves.

i think i need some distance in order to figure our who i am without you.

by simonmax October 28, 2011

Disturbed

Great nu-metal/hard rock band. They have some pretty awesome songs like Stupify, Ten Thousand Fists, and Prayer. They're pretty much nu-metal, but then bend some "rules" of nu-metal, so they're more like hard rock. Good band.

Ten thousand fists in the air! -part of Disturbed's song

by Bashe January 1, 2006

Disturbed

The Best Band in the world!!! Ozzy Osbourne himself said Disturbed is the future of Metal. All you Dsiturbed haters can say what you want but when it comes down to it if you listen closely to Disturbed you will become infected with The Sickness and start to Believe and then those Fists in the Air!!

P1: Ever heard of Disturbed?

P2: Yes they are quite god like

by SicknessBelieveTTF October 27, 2006

Distanced

When one spots a dime from a distance and up close, she's a straight uggo.

Aaron: "Dude, I just got distanced. I thought that girl looked hot from far away, but I saw her up close and she was a straight fugo."

Aryeh: "That sucks, man"

by FunkMFlex March 12, 2009

distlefink

The good-luck bird (actually a stylized version of the goldfinch) of the Pennsylvania Germans, frequently painted on barns as a symbol of good luck and happiness. Derived from "Distelfink", Pennsylvania Dutch for "thistlefinch", or goldfinch.

Early German settlers in Pennsylvania thought of the distlefink, or goldfinch, as the bird of happiness and good luck for all.

by tstadler August 22, 2008