when you play to much fortnut you get this diseases (fortnut disease) it is a form of cancer, Ebola, sigma and blue waffle. please call 911 as soon as possible if you have this. 1% chance of living.
i have fortnut diseases.
by Beeeeefreind September 24, 2018

by topeka999 May 15, 2016

A rare form of cancer that causes the person affected to loose there hair, causing extreme whining, and causing all people nearby the patient to feel sympathy.
Joe: Omg i have caillou disease
Matt: That sucks
Joe: I want candy!
Matt: Bro no.
Joe: *Cries*
Matt: Omg im so sorry here is all my life saving in the form of candy
Matt: That sucks
Joe: I want candy!
Matt: Bro no.
Joe: *Cries*
Matt: Omg im so sorry here is all my life saving in the form of candy
by Balls Obama July 21, 2022

Instantly becomes stronger in human abilities. In order to get this disease you need to eat a lot of fried chicken and kook-aid and watermelon and be beat by your mom a lot. Black people are born with this disease.
by Zaidenthewhitenigga May 27, 2022

Short for Boring Site Disease. When a website is so incredibly boring that it has the ability to infect people reading the website. Symptoms may include: drowsiness, inability to focus, zombie-like behavior, yawning, and an intense need to show everyone how boring it is.
My boss updated our site today. I think it has BS disease because I saw everyone passed out at their desks after we were all told to read the new content.
by PullARabbitOut April 19, 2017

a disease from guy to guy that makes them start fucking with "easy girls" like "barbies" which are females that boys just wanna play with and throw away 😊
by daaaaaddy September 19, 2016

by James Murray Benedict Sandwich March 5, 2020
