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fortnut diseases

when you play to much fortnut you get this diseases (fortnut disease) it is a form of cancer, Ebola, sigma and blue waffle. please call 911 as soon as possible if you have this. 1% chance of living.
i have fortnut diseases.
by Beeeeefreind September 24, 2018
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Gielington's Disease

A disease that starts out mild, but ends with the victim speaking only in internet memes.
Troy was diagnosed with Gielington's Disease, that's why we can't take him seriously.
by topeka999 May 15, 2016
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Caillou disease

A rare form of cancer that causes the person affected to loose there hair, causing extreme whining, and causing all people nearby the patient to feel sympathy.
Joe: Omg i have caillou disease
Matt: That sucks
Joe: I want candy!
Matt: Bro no.
Joe: *Cries*
Matt: Omg im so sorry here is all my life saving in the form of candy
by Balls Obama July 21, 2022
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Nigga disease

Instantly becomes stronger in human abilities. In order to get this disease you need to eat a lot of fried chicken and kook-aid and watermelon and be beat by your mom a lot. Black people are born with this disease.
The ___ has Nigga disease .
That’s a strong Nigga my Nigga
by Zaidenthewhitenigga May 27, 2022
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BS Disease

Short for Boring Site Disease. When a website is so incredibly boring that it has the ability to infect people reading the website. Symptoms may include: drowsiness, inability to focus, zombie-like behavior, yawning, and an intense need to show everyone how boring it is.
My boss updated our site today. I think it has BS disease because I saw everyone passed out at their desks after we were all told to read the new content.
by PullARabbitOut April 19, 2017
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ken disease

a disease from guy to guy that makes them start fucking with "easy girls" like "barbies" which are females that boys just wanna play with and throw away 😊
" Damn b , Demarco was coo but then he caught the ken disease."
by daaaaaddy September 19, 2016
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Aidan’s Disease

This disease is composed of toxic behavior, mental illness, and watching too much edp.
Wow, Mom has Aidan’s Disease.
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