DILF

Dog I'd Like to Fuck

Can be any breed (Shepherd, Terrier, Husky, etc.)

Person #1: That Chihuahua is a DILF.
Person #2: You sick bastard.

by {W@R} April 16, 2006

the difference between love and like

Love is wanting to be with somone for ever no matter what and you'll even die for him/her like is when you think she/he is pretty but you might not die for them. Like is the trick of loving similar but not the same. I am done now I hope you understand.

I like you but I don't love you. The difference between love and like

by Because I'm BATMAN!! February 23, 2015

Same Difference

Exactly The Same Thing But With A Minor Difference, in turn making it sound different but really still being the same.

So Craig what did you have for dinner last night, I had a peanut butter and jelly. Then later my mom's hooked it up with a jelly and peanut butter.

That's the same difference bro!

by Kurt M. Petersen(Dirt) August 17, 2008

Dyke Differential

n.
The notable discrepancy between the attractiveness of the sort of lesbians depicted in grumblevids, seed catalogues etc., and the sort acually encountered in real life.

"Did you see that lezzer documentary last night?" asked Ted.
"Yeah, I did" replied Arthur, "It really drove home the dyke differential"

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 21, 2005

DILF

Acronym for Dog I'd Like to Fuck

There was a dog in the park what I wanted to fuck so bad. It was a real DILF.

by Edee October 30, 2006

same same but different

Pertaining to the nature of lady-boys in Thailand.
When the two breasts look same-same like a woman's but the dong is still there.

Bob: I was grinding with a girl and I think I felt a lump.
Jack: Same same but different.

by ezezz23 July 1, 2008

DILF

Shortened phrase for "disc-golf" Commonly used among pro-dilfers and rec-dilfers alike.

I like dilf. Dilfing is fun.

by Pro-Dilfer June 14, 2016