Desperado

If you have not been laid in at least 6 months the desperado rule takes effect meaning that anyone/anything you sleep with will not be held against you.

You slept with WHO?

I know dude, I know, but its been a long time since I've got any!

Hey, desperado rule man. I guess sometimes you got to lower quality to get quantity...

by Todays_Chaos October 11, 2008

Quiet Desperation

The deep, pervasive, often unacknowledged sense of disturbance in a married man's psyche that marriage is unnatural and contrary to the male's genetic construction.

"The quiet desperation becomes almost unbearable when I think that my wife is the only person I'll fuck for the rest of my life."

by DuddySasquatch August 29, 2011

nipple dipper

it means a person who has effectively dipped their nipple in quite possibly anything!

'oh love, did u just dip your nipple in my pint?!' she's a right nipple dippererer!!'

by perkynip July 10, 2009

desperate

1.when i see a guy quoting steven segal to impress a girl and actually scoring.

- I'm gonna kick your ass.- says he
- Promise? - and smiles

by namibe January 20, 2005

desperanto

Desperanto describes a subset of the words of the Urban Dictionary. A word is Desperanto if it has a highly subjective meaning and a very narrow relevance.
To be truly Desperanto, new words and concepts must be idiosyncratic, of limited use, and suggest a close-but-not-quite relationship with an already existing concept...and propably only funny to people in the know.

"Wapanese is a very Desperanto word."
Desperanto is itself a desperanto word, as it resembles both desperado and the language Esperanto...

by Anders H. Nissen June 30, 2006

Dapper

A saying used by scruffy looking mongs, neyonce s have been known to drop this word in an attempt to sound like a mad cunt

"All the boys looking dapper as fuck for the wedding"

by NU77A October 1, 2016

Honey dipper

A white guy who only sleeps with black women usually for fetish reasons.

He won't want you Ashley, Jake is a honey dipper.

by Dupelow007 January 22, 2017