Dad
Dad by Yourdadisgoneontiktok May 20, 2022
Dad
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dad by giantslayer1999 May 27, 2022
Dad
a person that disappears for all your life, and magically reappears when you are successful or doesnt come back at all. and while hes gone he fucks half of the world and smokes a bunch of weed
DAD WHERE ARE YOU
Dad by crasta_pasta May 27, 2022
dad
dad by wordafiyer June 2, 2022
Dad
A man who goes and gets the milk after you find your mom wrestling with men in bed, naked, and tell him about it. He eventually comes back when you win the lottery.
Me: "Dad, Mom's wrestling again with Jimmy, the neighbor."
Dad: "Ok, Imma go get some milk. You want chocolate or strawberry?" *leaves*
*35 years later*
Me: "Yes, I won the lottery! I'm a millionaire!"
Dad: " You want some milk with that?"
Dad: "Ok, Imma go get some milk. You want chocolate or strawberry?" *leaves*
*35 years later*
Me: "Yes, I won the lottery! I'm a millionaire!"
Dad: " You want some milk with that?"
Dad by Milkgetter June 2, 2022