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Casual Douchebag

1. Someone who is acting like a douchebag and doesn't even know it.

2. Someone who is jealous of someone else hence talks down to them about the object of the jealously.

3. Someone who is a douchebag so often it doesn't surprise people at all when they are being a jerk.
1. Tibby, "That guy is going to pull out in front of me! He doesn't even know he cut me off!!! What a Casual Douchebag.

2. Group, "Wow, GOW3 graphics on the PS3 are insane! look at the HD!"

Breck, "I don't think GOW3 looks that good! I'm not impressed."

Group, "Breck just because you don't have a PS3 doesn't mean you can talk down to the quality of one! Stop being a casual douchebag and be positive for once!
by Drykan April 5, 2010
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MC douchebag

The act of whining on every single forum in the entire internets because MC models have to wait a couple of days more for a jailbreak.

More broadly refered as a troll.
Dude im gonna jailbreak my ipod cause im awesome" "Dude you can't yet, its an MC model" "0MFGZ WHUT AM ! G0NNA DOO I CANT LIVE WITH0UT MAH CYDIA! I KN0W, ILL SEND IPODTOUCHFANS 60,000 MESSAGES TO HURRY THE DEV TEAM UP L0L" "You stupid MC douchebag
by hurrdurrimahoerz October 18, 2010
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King Douchebag

1.)A person who is so insensitive and/or unintelligent that they have successfully exceeded the qualifications of a douchebag. Also Queen Douchebag if female.

2.) A chemistry teacher who assigns to much unnecessary work to his/her pupils.
1.) KD: I think Bush was the best president yet.
Bob: Shut up you King Douchebag!

2.) KD teacher: O.K class, your'e homework is page 200, problems 1-115
Student: No Mr. Herbig! Please don't be a King Douchebag!
by tortured AP chem student November 23, 2010
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Facebook Douchebaggery

The event in which a person "likes" their own status or comment on Facebook. This term occasionally applies to "liking" your own picture.
Person A - "What the hell, dude? Did you just like your own status?"

Person B - "Yeah, what's wrong with that?"

Person A - "... Liking your status is the epitome of Facebook Douchebaggery, bro. Not cool."
by PMTran June 10, 2011
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flip-flop of douchebags

The collective noun for a group of douchebags; cf. gaggle of geese, school of fish.
I was standing at the bar, and in walks a flip-flop of douchebags.
by Skelebone Jones October 18, 2008
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cedar cliff douchebag

The act of being a douche or slut and being placed on the douchebag or slut list. Also the act of being an insensitive asshole and blaming an innocent girl and making her cry because you are a douchebag.
Person 1: Did you hear about the cedar cliff douchebag list?
Person 2: Yeah, its funny because its true!
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Douchbagness

1. The quality or state of being a douchbag.
2. Greasy; dirty; lame.
Quote from the Red Carpet - 81st Annual Academy Awards (Hollywood, CA)
"That Ryan Secrest is exhibiting some major Douchbagness tonight. I wonder who he's wearing?" 02/22/2009
by Tbaer February 23, 2009
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